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Blood!!!

Way too much alcohol in the system to be bothered with blood.....boy was that bar rough

More worringly, that's the second time this week that my chat has been descibed as moronic. Unfortunately i'm only up to A in the dictionary, so i'm out of my comfort zone once i get past A***hole.

Now, now,

He's probably over tired - hence the hissy fit, anyhoo - moronic chat is so much more entertaining than boring chat, and what does he expect at this time of night.

Just put it in the file "for later consideration"


otherwise known as the bin





You want to try drinking in Barking sometime,

it's only a matter of time till you come across somebody's blood

(hopefully not yours)

Let me tell you,

where I live I know pubs where you have to hang up your gun at the door on the way in - for real.

It's one thing to hang your shotgun up at the door (poor s)


but another when it comes to an Uzi

Where the bouncers on the door say "Got any weapons on you"?

"No" you reply

"Want to buy some"?

Have you been there???

Seem to know the form.....

Q:Why are you carrying your girlfriends handbag?






A:It's too heavy for her(too many magazines)

And of course the gals are the worst.

We're not that bad now....

Got the peace thing going on....only ammo kicking about is bricks and golf balls.

It was always fun when it went off in a snooker hall.



All those cues and snooker balls flying about


Everyone came out with some injury

Nae wandae theas sucha wait in casualty these days..

*Having led a sheltered life*

Erm, well i used to work in a pillow factory.........when it kicked off in there........erm..........quite a bit of sneezing.

Sounds like a case for Hanky Krankie

Oh don't start that again, i'm all Krankied out.

Hey!

Whathisname hasn't exactly been innundated with responses to his brainwashing thread since we left has he????

She......i think you'll find

Same happened the other night on one of the game threads, we were posting 15-20 a day, somebody comes on tells me i'm playing it wrong and that i'm moronic, we leave , thread dies.

So have you been messing up peoples threads around here for long, she said on the Renovations thread