h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh no, we've created a .........a Frankie-Krankie?

I think Spanky Crankie & Hanky Panky Crankie must be twins

The American one Yankie Krankie.



The man-made one Frankie Krankie.

Oh no, we've created a ....a Frankie-Krankie?






You leave me out of this

The big fat one


Tanky Crankie

The one that works for Barclays

Bankie Krankie

The cross one Crankie Krankie

And we musn't forget the one that went down on the Titanic, poor old Sankie krankie.

Or the one in Iraq

Tankie Krankie

And straight faced Blankie Crankie

The pish Drankie Crankie

Or the little short fat one we started with

Shrankie Krankie

The engineer



Clankie Crankie

The one that lives in the dungeon

Dankie Krankie

The really smelly


Rankie Crankie

Oh dearie me, i think we've just bumped into Cranky Krankie, i hope you're suitably chastized Fizzy

Been threw out of better places than that in my time

Mmm i know what you mean, some of the places i used to drink in had sawdust on the floor, turned out it was the previous nights furniture!!

Sawdust on the floor.....you were lucky the only thing on the floor where I used to drink was spit

At least it wasn't blood