h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

quick march!

I've just read some posts that reminded me of a yarn I heard years ago.

There was a proud Mummy at her son's 'passing out' parade with the Army.
She took a few friends and they sat in the stand and watched the ceremony and ensuing march past. The uniforms were sharp and the marching was fine, it was a sight to behold. Then Mummy pointed out the her son was the only one in step!


Who knew?

righterr! left first is it ? hang on slow slow quick quick slow ?NO that ain't itleft left right maybe ? sorry! Jake the peg

Yep, we all find ourselves out of step sometimes but it's nice to be in step for the important parades.

the "GOOD ONES" make they're own steps in life the others follow the lead

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Thank you Prof, I was rather busy tonight and must have missed him - you can give him a and from me because I'll be at work tomorrow and might miss him again.


Oh, and have one yourself, I'm off to bed now

sweet dreams love and dream well

Thank you, I did Prof and now after a day's work I'm going to try to do a bit of a clean-up round here in preparation for the arrival of our tree from the loft at the weekend.

Hey, that could have been my son.

The I'll happily take..even a of the manly sort...


But a from Prof????

Oh stop it - you know you'd love it.









And what's your son doing in my loft, Bel??

Hardly...

...

I think you're clever enough to understand my smiley message.

Oh poor Prof, how will he feel when he sees that.


You're in trouble now, MS.


If I were you I'd

Nah!!!!


How're you doing,Fizzy???
Feeling better???

Yes thanks, a lot better. Went back to work today and right at this minute I'm taking a break from some long-overdue housework. I really have a lot of housework to catch up on and if I want a christmas tree this year I'll need to get the place sorted.


Anyway, what about you? Are you good? Well, obviously I know you're not good but are you as good as you can be.

Well enough,I guess....

I shouldn't be, most likely...you wouldn't believe how many chip biscuits I've consumed over the past few days...just tonnes.
Eating the things as though they'll disappear from the face of the ...

Ah well...I'll just get fat--ter.

Ah the great chip biscuit shortage has been announced then? A worldwide shortage and you're eating your State's supply yourself?

Now that's evil.


So fat it is then? I like to tell myself that Reubenesque is back in fashion - since I'm no Victoria Beckham.

Prob best that you're not,luv....

I think Posh is a wee bit too thin...

Ahh don't they say you can't be too rich or too thin?

I'm going for the opposite of both.

Seems like you're heading my way....