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"Distracted by Bagels"
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Aug 10, 2005
I just went to the toilet and found that I'm wearing black boxers and off white socks.
What does that make me?
"Distracted by Bagels"
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 10, 2005
Don, you're probably wearing the wrong dress, too. 
"Distracted by Bagels"
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Aug 10, 2005
Then who's is this rather fetching number with the yellow flowers and the crumple style skirt?
"Distracted by Bagels"
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 10, 2005
Maybe Happy Dude or Plastic Squirrel left it there by mistake. Or, it fell out of a crack in the space-time continuum. 
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"Distracted by Bagels"
- 81: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Aug 10, 2005)
- 82: redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson (Aug 10, 2005)
- 83: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 10, 2005)
- 84: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Aug 10, 2005)
- 85: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 10, 2005)
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