h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What was dangerous about it, Lady Scott?

The danger was that I would go off on a tangent
about which pictures I was pleased with, and
which ones I wasn't. And I did go off on a tangent.

AW, you are thoughtful and intelligent. What
else could possibly matter?

Oh. I didn't think you'd gone off on a tangent, just stating your opinion of your own pictures.

As for what else could possibly matter to AW, I'll let her put it in her own words, if she will do it.

I must apologise to everyone for being so squirrelly last night. Perhaps you could forgive me if you knew that I was drunk/overdosing on Nestle' 100,000 Dollar chocolate-caramel-crispy-bits bars at the time, and in the midst of a serious sugar coma. I think I had a near death experience.

Death by Chocolate?


What a way to go!

AW, you've given your friends a lot of
opportunities for perfecting our rescue
skills.

Squirrelly or not, you give us a chance
to get you back on your feet, and with some
degree of equilibrium.

As for the chocolate overdosing, I have a
box of Trader Joe's chocolate-covered almond
clusters in my desk at work. I tell anyone
who will listen that it's medicine rather than candy.
The chocolate contains anti-oxidants, and the almonds
have Omega-3 fatty acids, plus monunsaturated fats that
help prevent unstable heartbeats.

Strangely enough, a lot of people are not convinced.

And here I am, eating an apple, when I could be eating something much better for me like chocolate covered almonds...

What *could* I be thinking?

Yep, ocean salmon stuffed, walnut filled, raw pumpkin-seed chocolates contain the highest levels of omega three fatty acids of all, if you can stomach them. Bleh.

I have equalibrium for 5 minutes each and every day, then I collapse in a soggy mess. This has been a rough year. I can't begin to tell you. Ack!

AWK

It's tough not being flesh, isn't it?

Paper Amy...


AW....


I guess there are few of us REAL types left any more around here!

The teachers for this course are really
supper....I mean, super.

I'm glad I enrolled in this course. It
was *so* nice of Avenging Washcloth to
start teaching it.

Um, teacher, would you mind repeating
that bit about salmon-stuffed chocolates?
I think there's a sale on them at Piggly
Kroger 'n Shop stores, and I want to save money.

Teacher!

*waves hand frantically in the air*


Oooh, ooh, pick me, pick me!



I was wondering if sitting in the whirlpool counts as workout time in the water?

I think the teacher has gone to bury
some dead that were
fricasseed by her space heater last night.

I am waiting expectantly to find out what
life lessons she has learned from this
experience.

Or maybe see the painting/drawing that she
has memorialized the spiders with.

*sigh*

The boys always do get the teacher's attention first.

Ok, I'll wait too.

Patiently, mind you, because I'm a girl, and it's *expected* of me.

I was in a bar tonight (no, really ) where they had a long menu of cocktails on offer. One of them contained pineapple juice, peach liqueur, cherry liqueur, and gin. I mention it because of the name: 'Drop Dead Gorgeous Amy'. Clearly, our paper friend's fame is spreading...