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This is the headquarters for diabolical plans, inc. What extension would you like?
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 18, 2004
I can connect you with our diabolical strategical longterm planning department. Or, if you'd prefer, the diabolical war room. The head 
is out at the moment advising a certain shrub, but you can leave voice mail at the sound of the 
This is the headquarters for diabolical plans, inc. What extension would you like?
Evangeline Posted Jan 18, 2004
Long term planning room, please.
This is the headquarters for diabolical plans, inc. What extension would you like?
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 19, 2004
Oh, I'm sorry but you'll need an appointment to speak with anyone in that division. Can you call back on June 16, 2028, or May 2, 2031?
Those are the next available openings. So sorry! 
This is the headquarters for diabolical plans, inc. What extension would you like?
Evangeline Posted Jan 19, 2004
Cheeky
This is the headquarters for diabolical plans, inc. What extension would you like?
Evangeline Posted Jan 22, 2004
Paul,
How are things with the new boss? 
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