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Pinniped Started conversation Jul 20, 2008
That’s what Smileys are for, right?
There are loads of them I never use. They’ve all got standard meanings, more or less, but why not personally reconfigure them?
For future reference, if the following Smileys appear In Sealboy’s postings, they should be interpreted as indicated:
Your statement cannot be reconciled with my experience of the Universe.
You do realise you can be locked up for saying that?
I’m sorry to hear that you suffer from the World’s Commonest Genetic Defect. The good news is that it’s now medically possible to modify your superficial gender to that of the less histrionic half of the species. The bad news is that passing the Intelligence Test is evidently going to take quite a bit longer.
I would make a comment on this, but you are a weirdo and you are frightening me.
I’d like to agree with you there, only that other guy might shout at me.
I am a world authority on this subject and I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.
I have no opinion on this matter, but I still don’t like you very much.
How come you haven’t been strangled?
I think I’m in love.
I’m amazed you’re so angry about this. Maybe your piles are playing up?
That really is a very clever insight.
God, you’re boring.
This is just what we need, Jordan. Another Entry about the early life of an American President.
...please be my guest and add your own!
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Mu Beta Posted Jul 21, 2008
Would it upset you if I told you that being male was, biologically speaking, the world's commonest genetic defect?
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Hypatia Posted Jul 21, 2008
If you expect me to remember all this, you're one deluded seal
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Gnomon - time to move on Posted Jul 22, 2008
I remember explaining to my daughter El when she was very young about X and Y chromosomes, and she said "Boys are just girls with a bit missing".
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Mu Beta Posted Jul 22, 2008
I seem to remember my GCSE Biology teacher expressing it in almost precisely those words.
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LL Waz Posted Jul 22, 2008
An addition,
When the 
is that heap of blubber going to get around to the QA?
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Ancient Brit Posted Jul 22, 2008
That little bit missing may be ok in relation to X and Y chromosomes, but little girls would be better advised about that little bit extra. unadulterated
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- 1: Pinniped (Jul 20, 2008)
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- 3: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Jul 21, 2008)
- 4: Mu Beta (Jul 21, 2008)
- 5: Hypatia (Jul 21, 2008)
- 6: Mu Beta (Jul 21, 2008)
- 7: Pinniped (Jul 21, 2008)
- 8: Mu Beta (Jul 21, 2008)
- 9: Gnomon - time to move on (Jul 22, 2008)
- 10: Mu Beta (Jul 22, 2008)
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- 12: Ancient Brit (Jul 22, 2008)
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