h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Good Day To All Who Read This Journal Entry!

I decided to rewrite some nice cards to make them less nice...

f=front
i=inside
s=what should be inside(according to me)


f> Life is absolutely wonderful

i>blank

s>...right...


f>Timelessness

i>The wonder that is out of this world.

s>Is a cruel illusion.


f>May you honour the gifts you can give

i>And recognize your worthiness as long as you live.

s>Because God knows no one else will!


f>I am your window

i>Look through me to see yourself.

s>Ever heard of Windex?


f>You are beautiful

i>blah-blah-blah a really long poem.

s>Please don't get a mirror, just take my word for it.


f>You touched the dream within my soul.

i>blank

s>Don't do it again!


f>The heart has no reasons, it knows without reasoning

i>My heart knows I love you

s>Lucky for you!



Aren't I funny?!?

please would you add this to here and also please feel free to add your own poems/verse anytime. When my friends add their words, it makes the thread shine like gold in the sun

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I don't get it

Very creative FF.

Just ignore the General. He is currently struggling to understand sarcasm and dry humour, and is in a rather foul mood. Once you get to know him, you'll realize he doesn't "get" alot of things. Additionally, someone recently patted him on the head and messed up his crew cut.

I like them. You should get rich by selling them to Hallmark, or one of those other card companies.

That was quite good
You have an odd sense of humour, you should fit right in

And what do you mean your an EX-Bass player? Pick that thing up!
I had only been playing for aboot 4 years at your age (heh, listen to me....back in my day) anyway, my point is, I wasn't good...but I was having FUN! and thats what counts, right?

Sorry, just my . I'm sure you have plenty of directions to be pulled in without me butting in

No problemo! I've been told I'm quite good. I've actually been called a machine(which was an odd sort of compliment). I just seem to have lost that interest, which is a shame at my age

I intend to pick it up again eventually.

Actually that explaina alot.
If there's no challenge, theres no interest
Art thou a virtuoso? if not maybe you should experiment...spread your musical wings as it were

And again, I realized this rant should've been on your main page. I don't want to take away from your rather amusing post

Bass, do it for the Animal, belt some heavy rock out, blast Zeppelin so the masses can here, engage Deep Purple as the one true colour

should be "hear" went deaf and can't spell

I think I'm starting to get the hang of sarcasm, slowly but surely
My musical ability goes as far as a limited knowledge of how to play the piano. Usually I just stick to listening to the experts (Led Zep among them)

Ah right, I get it now