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Re-opening the old inn (a dream)

Post 1

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I dreamed that I was responsible for re-opening an old inn that had been unused for awhile (maybe it was closed in the Winter, and the dream took place in Spring).

I probably wasn't assigned to the guest rooms or laundry or whatever, but I had a team of maybe 6 or 7 people in the kitchen, which was pretty big. Maybe there was a sizable group of people in the dining room, because we had to go all out, making pancakes and eggs, and even some burgers and steaks.

I had to intervene sometimes, as my inexperienced helpers would get too close to a burner and almost set the place on fire. smiley - yikes
The hustle and bustle of people in motion was making vibrations in the room, and this was knocking little bits of flakes from the cereal dispensers above our heads. It seemed wasteful, not to mention messy (who would sweep it up, so nobody slipped on the debris?), but we would have to attend to it later, after the diners had finished eating.


Re-opening the old inn (a dream)

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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

you could have threaten to hire a cereal killer smiley - whistle

smiley - pirate


Re-opening the old inn (a dream)

Post 3

Jabberwock


The key to zis dream is ze word 'sizeable', which is evidence of anxiety about ze dream-maker's penis. I'm sure it's very nize and you shouldn't worry zo much about it.

Zat'll be 500 dollars plez.


Jabsmiley - smiley


Re-opening the old inn (a dream)

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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

now all you have to do is figure out who makes pauls dreams, jab. then you know where to send the bill smiley - tongueout

smiley - pirate


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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I can send you 500 dream dollars, Jab, but only when I dream again. smiley - winkeye

I dispute your interpretation of the dream, though I have no expertise in such matters. Maybe Lucy knows, or maybe that's just Peanuts envy. smiley - winkeye


Re-opening the old inn (a dream)

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Jabberwock


smiley - laughsmiley - laugh

smiley - ok to both of you, But you canNOT dispute with ze analizt, he'z alwayz right - by devinishun! If you do, it'z a sign of neuwotic wesistanze.

Jabsmiley - smiley

(Look forward to the money, as all good analysts do. NOW GO TO SLEEP PAUL - NOW!)




Re-opening the old inn (a dream)

Post 7

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

You're lucky I wasn't at the wheel when you told me to go to sleep.
It's too soon for me to be an smiley - angel, though I could haunt you smiley - ghost.


Re-opening the old inn (a dream)

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Jabberwock


smiley - laugh I only wanted ze monet (pardon ze pun thrown in to show I'm a classy, zensitive kinda guy) - even dream money would have done smiley - biggrin

Jabsmiley - smiley


Re-opening the old inn (a dream)

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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

as pauls self acclaimed fiscal advisor i reccomend him to pay you in your dreams, jab smiley - tongueout

smiley - pirate


Re-opening the old inn (a dream)

Post 10

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

smiley - zzz



Come to think of it, if I have infinite wealth in my dreamsm, what am I doing staying awake at all? smiley - doh


Re-opening the old inn (a dream)

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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing

I was wondering where I could get tickets to view Paul's dreams.
I tried Ebay but without luck.
smiley - vampire


Re-opening the old inn (a dream)

Post 12

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

It didn't occur to me that I could *sell* tickets to my dreams on eBay. smiley - doh


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Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE)

smiley - laugh

smiley - lurk


Re-opening the old inn (a dream)

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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

*fiddles with a number of electric wires, asmiley - catscanner, a VCR and sleep potions*

smiley - pirate


Re-opening the old inn (a dream)

Post 15

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I didn't know you played the fiddle, Pierce. smiley - wow


Re-opening the old inn (a dream)

Post 16

Jabberwock


smiley - laugh Lotsa lucrative material to analyse there! smiley - biggrin

Jab smiley - smiley


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Post 17

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

do you know the difference between a violin and a cello, paul? smiley - bigeyes

smiley - pirate


Re-opening the old inn (a dream)

Post 18

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

There's a considerable amount of difference, in size, tone, and range.


Re-opening the old inn (a dream)

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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

yes. also our ambitious neighbour forced his twin daughters to play these instruments. unfortunately, as you may be aware of, force does not necessarily produce fine art smiley - erm

to make it short: in my experience a cello burns longer than a violin smiley - whistle

smiley - pirate


Re-opening the old inn (a dream)

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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing

I should imagine that smashing up a cello is more satisfying than a violin.
smiley - vampire


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