h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The law is an a*s!

i fought the a*s and the a*s lost

So are you now at an impass?

That brings to mind the well known phrase,
"We'll head them off at the pass."
Was there ever a cowboy movie where those words
were spoken?

Yes, there was.

It was called "Blazing Saddles."

the one where they sang about the camptown ladies?

Well, the scene I remember best is the one where the cowboys are all sitting around, eating beans and farting.

that's how the west was won

You mean, the Indians couldn't stand the smell, so they departed for better-smelling places?

aye. they disappeared down 'the trail of broken winds'

I wonder what Freud thought about people's aversion to pungent smells?

overly nosy?

Well, yes, but what would the Freudspeak jargon be?

noseatica patologia?

You've just coined a new term. It will make immortal, unless they run out of T's.

If they do run out of T's, you'll just be immoral.

oh well, i'm used to that

No need yo explain. We know you well.