h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well if one of them just happened to be my all time favorite singer i would spout what ever it took to get him to beat my door down... * wanders off to obssess over darren hayes again*

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Tarts and lurkers alke:
Welcome to the September 1st '02 Services for The Born Again Tarts. Gimmee a B...gimmee an A...gimmee a T...wadda' ya' got? BATWHHHHHOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO

Batty has given me an idea.

Wha'?
It's jusss that I so love shiney things...

Oh, sorry. Forgot what I was doing for a sec. That hardly ever happens. 'Cept that one time, when I ended up in the wrong port without the proper papers an'...wha'?
Er, anyway...Batty and I have been playing with lip dye and other lip stuff that stays on for a looooong time. And I got the idea that it would be fun to stock up on the stuff an' make lil' tattoos and directional arrows and the like on our bodies...
As well as anyone else's body you may have access to.
And be BOLD!!! As my dearly departed mama use ta' say, "I never had anything on me that wouldn't wash off or wear off!"
Now get on out there and let your inner child out!...*skips off sucking a brandy flavored lollipop...several flavored lollis are left
on the table...* We'll let B & R have first dibs on the Darren Hayes flavored ones!

has gotten over her irrational fear of the winkie eye

*falls oveer giggling and crawls of to the corner to drool*

...*rushes back to put a bib on B & R...* Wouldn't do for you to get wet and catch a chill. ...*waves hand in front of B & R...*
Nothing...*peers closely...* Well, blow me down! I haven't seen glazed over eyes like that since the last Pink Flyod concert!

*wanders in after a festive weekend of studying with PC* Well now... I see nothing unusual going on here...

Love the idea with the lip dyes, Pan. Sort of a mendhi update on the happy trail thing, eh?

*pounces on her 'face repair kit' to pick a properly tartish color of Mehru dye then paints a lovely map with detailed instructions all over herself* Poifect!!! <>

Naturally!

*comes out of her daze just long enough to change the music and get a new picture book of darren out... * oh and thanks for the bib... don't wanna ruin the pictures.

No prob-lame-o After all...we Tarts must stick together.
I don't mean literally. Unless some of you like that sort of thing.

err ummm i think someone is gonna have to save me from myself... *swims in drool* but oooooooh what a way to gooooooo. *swoons*

hubby is gonna FLIP when he sees my new wallpaper on the desktop *evil grin*

Oh really? Well, you jusss tell him for me, I said, "Bite me!" Right here ---> ...*makes directional arrow on butt with new lip color...*

oh my...

*takes out her dyes and brush again and adds a few lewd suggestions to her own 'map'*

Let me peer into my crystle ball to see B & R's hubby 'flip'. Oooo......*wonders if he's related to 'Flipper'...*I'd give it a score of 8.5...*holds up score card...* Batty?

i know i am a lost cause... but pssssssssst i don't wanna be found *hides in her little dream world*

oh....*tip-toes away... to divert attention...removes her top and swings it above her head...*

*holds up a card with 8.0 on it* the flip itself was excellent it was the bellyflop at the end that lost the points...

I giggle everytime I see that comercial.

Time to get dressed...gonna' pay a fellow to feel me up.
Wha'? Am I the ONLY one who goes to the doctor?

Oh THAT kind of doctor... last time he asked me what the face was for I said "I can't believe I'm paying you to do this to me"...

*giggles* and offers a pretty pink feather boa to wear with your outfit..

*giggles* and offers a pretty pink feather boa to wear with your outfit..

Has anyone, other than myself, of course, noticed that I missed last weeks 'Service'? Who cares...right? I mean there are no rules.
I'm afraid if I ever wore a pink...or likewise boa into MY doc's shop, he'd faint dead away. I seem to have that effect on professional men.