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Batty_ACE Posted Sep 20, 2002
there are 'services' here??? well.. we are tarts after all.. 
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Barbwire and Roses Posted Sep 21, 2002
*wanders in* sorry been floundering away in a puddle of drool
this man should come with a health warning. *fans self*
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Batty_ACE Posted Sep 21, 2002
Oh my...
Prince Charming kind of has that affect on me too so I understand... fortunately..
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Sep 22, 2002
All right...listen up here Tarts & lurkers alike! Todays Service has to do with all this drooling going on! Swallow! Wha'? 
I had somethun' in mind...but I don't know where it went...
my Service...my mind? 
Now I'm all confuse-a-lated. Again.
Er, eat drink and get high...for tomorrow you may die!...that's all, over and out......Ooooo...over and out...
...*passes around drink tray with slot for cash...*
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Barbwire and Roses Posted Sep 23, 2002
alas i have gone and drown in my own drool....
i don't suppose one of my fellow tarts would send dr hayes over to revive me would you? 
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Sep 24, 2002
THIS PART HAS BEEN MODERATED INCASE ANY YOUTHS ARE LURKING ABOUT
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Batty_ACE Posted Sep 24, 2002
I don't think I know Dr. Hayes... will Dr. Scholl do?? 
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Barbwire and Roses Posted Sep 24, 2002
no nonononono it MUST be dr. darren hayes... he is the only one that can save me from myself
lol
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Barbwire and Roses Posted Sep 24, 2002
oh my *bleeping* gawd YOU DON"T know who darren hayes is?
what rock hve you been under? hehehe do you have any idea who savage garden was? he used to be the lead singer for that band.
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Batty_ACE Posted Sep 24, 2002
to be honest I don't pay much 
in attention to performers... I dated a musician a long time ago and it pretty much cured me of any such thoughts... 
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Sep 24, 2002
...*remembering her musician *ahem* friends...* 
Calling Dr. Bombae...emergency, come right away!
...*Dr. D.Hayes rushes to B & R tramping () on Batty and Pandora to get to his ONE and ONLY patient...*
Dahling, your pulse is racing dangerously fast...here...
put your head against my manly chest and regulate your heart to mine....*B & R faints into his arms...fade to black...*
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Batty_ACE Posted Sep 24, 2002
just imagine what would have happened if she had needed to put her head on his lap... 
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Barbwire and Roses Posted Sep 25, 2002
welcome to my fantasy.... to bad there isn't a smiley for drooling.... hehehe i seem to be doing a lot of that...
thank the goddess that know one knows what i would LOVE to do to that man.... there wouldn't be much of the poor chap left.
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Batty_ACE Posted Sep 25, 2002
*daydreams about doing unspeakable things to PC*
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