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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Started conversation Dec 30, 2004
Tips For Stupid People
on how one should act civilized:
Upon entering the home of a friend/co-worker or henceforth known as Host, do not immediatly light up a cigarette. Instead, be keenly observant:
A) Are there people inside already smoking? If yes, smoke and enjoy. Of not, see B.
B) Are there ash trays present? If yes, see C. If no, these people may not be smokers and maybe you should take your cancer sticks outside.
C) Are those ash trays in easy access and/or in use? Or have they been placed there as one would place a delicate crystal bud vase, ie pretty to look at but not to touch? If still unclear, see D.
D) Ask, you stupid numb-chuncks! Ask the host if it's OK to befoul their air, or maybe the host is distracted with those choking, gagging sounds he/she may be making!
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 30, 2004
E: go home and smoke
F: go home
G: go
H: begone
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Dec 31, 2004
Ja, and I was most annoyed.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 31, 2004
I thought we had trained *all* the world's smokers in proper etiquette, but I guess a few have slipped between the cracks.
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- 1: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Dec 30, 2004)
- 2: Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! (Dec 30, 2004)
- 3: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Dec 30, 2004)
- 4: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Dec 31, 2004)
- 5: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 31, 2004)
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