h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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See you when you get back!

Have a great time!!


lil xxx

Keep warm in the plane and get well soon and take your vitamines.

And have fun.

Wrap up warm.
Take your vitimins.
Make sure you eat properly.
No talking to strangers.
have a great trip

*waves*

have a great trip!
we're looking forward to hearing all about it!

Have a great (and safe) trip! Take lots of photos.

Er, yeah. Arrived safely at the airport, got my baggage checked. Can't see what anyone wrote because the firewall on the airport computer is blocking me. At least it's free...

Have fun! Don't put the swords in your hand luggage.

Glad to see you'll make it after all!

Have a great time!!

have a great time and return safely

Hope you remembered to pack your ducky underpants

Why are they ducky? I didn't know you had any ducks. What are ducks doing in your smalls? Wouldn't ducks fall over when they walked wearing human pants? I suppose you could strap them in. Are they special duck pants? It's mad what you can buy on the internet. I bought an Anne of Green Gables wig/gingham-head-scarf-combo for a cat. It was designed for a cat, I didn't give a cat a human sized Anne of Green Gables wig/gingham-head-scarf-combo. I mean, I didn't give a cat an Anne of Green Gables wig/gingham-head-scarf-combo that had been designed to fit a human not an Anne of Green Gables wig/gingham-head-scarf-combo that was actually the size of a human. I didn't give a cat an AoGGw/g-h-s-c that was actually size of a human either. Why would I do that? I bet you could get one of those though.

I've got some red pants that make me look like Mowgli apparently. Apparently they make me look like Mowgli. I don't have them "apparently"

Have a nice flight

I knew the flight would be a looooong one when the guy next to me said "Hi, I'm Mike - where are you at spiritually? Have you let Jesus into your heart?" and then proceeded to tell me his "testimony".

But at least I made it here safely, and Customs was too busy asking me about Bratwurst to remember to ask about all the chocolate

and you resisted the temptation to stab him in the face with a plastic fork and shout "testify that!"

props to you!

No. Where are your manners?

A should be used when stabbing ninja testifiers. Sheesh.

I *was* sorely tempted.

But I just confused the socks off him until he went to sleep in self-defence.

We had seats in the very front row - lots of leg room - but that meant that the tray tables were stowed in the armrest, and he was a both armrests kind of man

you need sharp elbows for those people.

oh dear
Well, but I guess you also had a bit of fun.

I'd have sacrificed a goat in that situation, presuming I knew in advance that it was going to happen and I was allowed to take one on the plane. If not, I'd have probably punched him...