h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If you want the wine - go yourself!

But what would Hootoo do without me? Even for a few minutes ?

No, no. I'll think of the good of the community as a whole and forgo the food and wine



Do i get an badge yet?

hmmm we'll see. But you need the tomatoes! hmmm...maybe you can 'nick' one from next door!

i meant 'borrow' as opposed to nick of course....

Of course you did Kit

I've found a tin of tomato soup at the back of the cupboard (Dated sometime last millenium) but that's not quite the desired effect. Next door don't grow anything in their gardens apart from flowers and cat pooh, so that's not a plan.

aw

well i've eaten now

Oh charming. You vanish, leaving me hungry and wineless, then you bounce back in, smug and licking tomato from your kisser......pah

bouncing would be the right word to use I'm all full up from my yummy tomatoes....mmmm they were delicious!

*ducks*

Blimey, must have been e numbers in those Tommy's, you really are bouncing

I have been to the shops I now have tomatoes, and the first one has your name all over it

*ducks*

Hah. Yes I am bouncing No idea why! I'm just in an amazingingly good mood and no idea why!

That is so when you get days like that.

Sometimes i wake up in the morning.......well, at my age thats always a good start

yup its the not waking up which is likely to disturb you....


*dons a vampire type face* Blud...I vant blud...

sorry. Just had to throw that in inexplicably

steady on there you vamp, tis nearly a month til Halloween.

I like Halloween, it's the one time of year i get money thrown at me.

aw. halloween...wow. Been a year already!

man im bouncing around the walls right now. Gonna go read or something to try to stop my livelness...Only bad things can happen with me in this type of mood

Crikey, i dare not ask!!!!

Happy reading......and, erm, put those teeth away, you're scaring me now