h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Dum dum dum!

Well done indeed Ducky I know adults now moan on about how easy the younger generation have it, but i wouldn't want the pressure you lot are under to perform well.

Ahem....now Kit, i'm sure we can come to an arrangement so that no-body finds out about my bike shed escapades.
How do you two fancy i cook dinner tonight, and provide the entertainment?

*Dons outfit, and oils his unicycle*

sounds fantastic!

You pick the menu then, i'll get me pans ready.

hmmm im feeling like i need cheese. Hows about baked potato with cheese and fried tomato on bread?

Crispy skinned jacket potato, grated cheddar......and? We have a range of add-ons here;

Pickle

Onion

Beans

And the idea of fried tomato on bread (toast?) sounds absolutely

well you can fry the bread if you want...or use a toast - but I prefer just plain bread and fried tomatoes. Gorgeous

No pickle for me please!

Love that idea, never heard of it before. When we were Italy we were eating Bruschetti as a starter with nearly every meal, and that was cool.
Toast with fresh tomato, onion, Basil and salt.......oh god, i'm dribbling.

yup. gorgeous

Ooops, we've highjacked Ducky's journal now.

i want tomato sandwiches now...

Well, i did offer to prepare tonights repast i guess.

hehe. I'm having it for dinner Asked mum if we could have it for dinner, so mum figured something out for me

Lucky old you......we've got no tomatoes in the house. Can you believe that? I've got Olive oil, bread, fresh Basil, Salt, onions........and not a single tommy.

run out to the shop now! Go man Go.

Hmmm. Trouble is, i'm also out of wine. If i go to the shop i'm going to be tempted by Bacchus.

and the problem would be...?

Send your son out then! Ye got 3 of 'em!

Yeah, we wouldn't miss one.

Anyway.....none of them are old enough to buy my wine

yes...but thats the way to ensure you wont get wine! Honestly - keep up man!

Not get wine!!!!!! Have you lost the plot Kit? I'm going to send the 10 year old up there with a shopping list and his passport with the date altered with tip-ex and a moutache drawn on his piccy