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How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Started conversation May 27, 2003
Or, to put it another way - that's a rather personal question! That's how many days (plus 3 hours 10 minutes) remain until I'm reunited with ellie (U198365), my love . We've already been apart for 67 days, so it's not much longer now, even if at times it feels like each day is a whole month unto itself. I love her! Okay, so it's not world peace or anything like that, and it's perhaps not terribly important to anyone else, but do I care? Well no, not particularly 
How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted May 27, 2003
Poo, I *meant* to hit the preview button instead...
How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted May 27, 2003
Yeah, that's what they all say
So... fancy some of Johnson for lunch then? 
How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
Shea the Sarcastic Posted May 27, 2003
Look at that leg! Still plenty of good meat! 
How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted May 27, 2003
I'd rather eat Hodges....
How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted May 28, 2003
I wish you'd all just shut up and eat me 
How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted May 28, 2003
But... you're not kosher, are you?
How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted May 28, 2003
I haven't been blessed by a Rabbi or killed in a ritual manner if that's what you mean
How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted May 28, 2003
And besides, your leg looks a little... gamey
How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
Sergeant Mushroom Posted May 28, 2003
Now you're all scaring me
How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted May 28, 2003
We could make a stew of Johnson with a mushroom sauce
How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
Shea the Sarcastic Posted May 28, 2003
I wish you'd all stop bickering and eat me!
How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted May 28, 2003
Donner Party, table for twenty! ... 
Where did they all go?
How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted May 28, 2003
How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted May 28, 2003
::bastes a "Leg of Hodges" in a white wine sauce::
For entree, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I think I'll have the "Warm Johnson Salad". 
::wonders if this is where the phrase "Bite Me" originated::
How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
Clelba Posted May 29, 2003
how did this topic drift happen?
^. .^
= ' =
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How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted May 29, 2003
I think it's important to note, though, that it's the R.A.F. who now suffer the *largest* casualties in this area
Well, it's not *really* topic drift, seeing as it's built into the thread title itself...
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How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
Shea the Sarcastic Posted May 29, 2003
Drift? What drift?
Aren't countdowns fun? I don't miss them!
How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted May 29, 2003
Countdowns?
Key: Complain about this post
How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
- 1: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (May 27, 2003)
- 2: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (May 27, 2003)
- 3: There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho (May 27, 2003)
- 4: Shea the Sarcastic (May 27, 2003)
- 5: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (May 27, 2003)
- 6: There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho (May 28, 2003)
- 7: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (May 28, 2003)
- 8: There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho (May 28, 2003)
- 9: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (May 28, 2003)
- 10: Sergeant Mushroom (May 28, 2003)
- 11: Ottox (May 28, 2003)
- 12: There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho (May 28, 2003)
- 13: Shea the Sarcastic (May 28, 2003)
- 14: Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. (May 28, 2003)
- 15: Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. (May 28, 2003)
- 16: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (May 28, 2003)
- 17: Clelba (May 29, 2003)
- 18: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (May 29, 2003)
- 19: Shea the Sarcastic (May 29, 2003)
- 20: There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho (May 29, 2003)
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