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How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
Shea the Sarcastic Posted May 29, 2003
Counting down the days until you're together again ...
How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted May 30, 2003
How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
Clelba Posted May 30, 2003
i obviously missed something somewhere 
^. .^
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Guru
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How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted May 30, 2003
So did I, Clelba. I have no idea what a Johnson or a Hodges is. I do, on the other hand, know what a "Melvin" is. 
How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted May 31, 2003
It's Monty Python! What's wrong with you people 
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How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted May 31, 2003
I remember references to a certain Johnson, a Willie and a wife's "best friend", but I don't think you gentleman would want to eat any of *that*. 
How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
Clelba Posted May 31, 2003
erm...
*leaves conversation*
sorry
just a bit much for me
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Guru
CommunityArtist
How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted May 31, 2003
I'm sorry, Clelba. It seems I got carried away again ... I didn't intend to offend anyone.
*unsubscribes*
How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted May 31, 2003
For the uninitiated.....
http://www.stone-dead.asn.au/tv-series/sketches/fc-26/lifeboat-cannibalism.html
How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted May 31, 2003
Surely people aren't leaving the conversation over a bit of cannibalism! 
Thanks ER! I was going to do that myself, but looking around I noticed that every one of those scripts is the same, and flawed in the same places - it's 'Maudlin' not 'Morley', 'tuck-in' not 'ducking', etc... if only montypython.net were still up!
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How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted May 31, 2003
I lied about unsubbing.
I was thinking of a certain song composed by Eric Idle, which is on my "Monty Python Sings" album. I muffed up the lyrics, which is to be expected from a woman who could never *quite* memorize her multiplication tables. Monty Python is wonderful and I've watched it lots!! I just forget all the lines.
The title of the song is far too rude to mention in this genteel company, and my reference to *that* is what drove Clelba off, I believe. My apologies.
You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stick it in your sock, but don't take it out in public, or they will stick you in the dock .... and you won't come back!
How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Jun 1, 2003
... Oh, and that wasn't a Johnson in the lyric, like I thought. It was "John Thomas" instead. 
How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jun 1, 2003
How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jun 3, 2003
Ah! My apologies for not recognising that AW... that would be the song they just tossed off recently in the Caribbean wouldn't it?
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How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Jun 3, 2003
What did they toss it off of?
*tucs into a bit of Melvin*
How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jun 4, 2003
I don't recall mentioning that they tossed it off of *anything*!
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How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jun 4, 2003
Am I too late to make a try at catching it?
::pulls out her mitt, scans the sky::
How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jun 5, 2003
That's... a visual I don't care to experience, thank you just the same
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How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jun 5, 2003
You're so welcome! 
How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jun 9, 2003
It's refreshing to see someone so eager to please... that's what you really have to appreciate about this place
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How long is it? 33 days sir. Thirty-Three days!
- 21: Shea the Sarcastic (May 29, 2003)
- 22: There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho (May 30, 2003)
- 23: Clelba (May 30, 2003)
- 24: Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. (May 30, 2003)
- 25: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (May 31, 2003)
- 26: Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. (May 31, 2003)
- 27: Clelba (May 31, 2003)
- 28: Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. (May 31, 2003)
- 29: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (May 31, 2003)
- 30: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (May 31, 2003)
- 31: Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. (May 31, 2003)
- 32: Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. (Jun 1, 2003)
- 33: There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho (Jun 1, 2003)
- 34: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Jun 3, 2003)
- 35: Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. (Jun 3, 2003)
- 36: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Jun 4, 2003)
- 37: Shea the Sarcastic (Jun 4, 2003)
- 38: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Jun 5, 2003)
- 39: Shea the Sarcastic (Jun 5, 2003)
- 40: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Jun 9, 2003)
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