h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*wonders why someone in love is still picking men *

Well I thought you'd know - got the impression that you'd been trying this already and could tell me how successful a tactic it is. Was wondering about trying it out myself.

But is it a valid excuse for not emailing when you said you would weeks ago, not even a 'Hi, here's my address'?

I would tell you which words I find funny, but it'd probably get moderated.

*sits giggling to self "crevice, hehehehehe."

Keep nagging her, Amy, it worked on me, didn't it?

But I think 'bell's actually able to tune me out...

Ooooh look, like a emerging from the chrysalis, I have emerged at the end of the working day!

*laughs*
Wow!!! A plain scripted Abi...that doesn't make you nude does it?

Umm, to be honest I was going to pick the guy I'm in love with And it is a valid reason for not emailing you Amy as I've been at his house for the past week and before that he was visiting me so I haven't really been near computers for any long enough length of time to email and look I'm doing it now!
*goes off to yahoo and sits grinning at photos on the wall before realising she's been distracted again*
See there you go, tis true

*grins at Ian*
Well you can try it out for an excuse if you like...doubt it'll work on speeding tickets though

In case anyone was wondering, I got 'bell's email, and I've responded...

Really? oooh!
In that case I'm just off to check it then

Yes, I'm a fast responder

*grins*
I hope you're not implying I'm not hehehe, I think several months is an excellent record for me!

Not implying anything, just making a statement about me... Though I'd have to say Ottox is the fastest responder I've seen...

His name was Ottox,
He wrote the fastest emails in the west.

Just about, yes...

*is pretty sure Amy P hasn't heard of Benny Hill, so doesn't know what she's laughng at*

*actually, Amy P has, just didn't realize that Baggy was referring to *that*, so stops ing and gets *

*wonders whether Amy P's knowledge stretches as far as the song "Ernie - the fastest milkman in the West"

No, I just know generalities, but I do have an idea...

*grins and sips on her Lemsip*
OOOh now you've done it!!!
*sings*
"Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl, with ribbons in her hair and she looked like Lional BLair at the Copa, Copa cabanaaaaaaaaaa, the hottest club on the ummm savaannnaaaaahhhhhh"
*collapses coughing much to the relief of all around*

Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand,
How she walks like a woman and talks like a man,
Lola. Lo-lo-lo-lo-Lola-a.