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by the way, what legend is there about a heavy man?

Are you trying to tell me that the NYC student is a legend from the days of yore? Whether, and I'd like to make this entirely clear, he is procrastinating or not.

Anyway, it is heroic. Sort of.
Have at you!

Oh yeah?????

Then what is it? Or is it fraught with disease, famine, and the devouring of family members?

I'm not quite sure I understand what you mean.

I'm a superhero with no actual powers. Just hardcore amounts of heavy weaponry and some spangly tights. Incongruous, I know, but strangely compelling.



You'll have to get up early in the morning to catch me, but seeing as you are eight hours behind me, try the mid afternoon

It says "Uncle Heavy (The man, the legend)", so what's the legend?

Take this:

so there

I'm a man. I'm a legend. Any questions?


I had to fill up all the extra space somehow

I believe that you are lying through your goodie-two-shoes little teeth. You are blatantly neither a man or a legend. If you were a legend as you claim why didn't I read stories about you superhero adventures, like those I read about spiderman and batman for example, when I was a child? I put it to you that you are, in fact, crap.
So there. To rub your failure as a hero in further have a particularly evil yellow fish...

Oooooo. The fighting gets dirty.

Here's a particularly yellow, evil fish

fished again, mr. "ledgend"...

*Runs past and slaps on a an extra just for good measure*

*mutters evilly*
soeasilybeaten my behind...
*glares at the wannabe legend, sticks out tongue, and disappears in a puff of orange smoke*

I say! Frozen! Can't have that! Let's try

and

and how about a little

No, that's no good. I meant

There we go.
Sorry I've been shirking my superheroic duties, Unc, but a dog's gotta earn a buck.

drat! oh well, fished again!

Back in action with a vengenagce!

Hail tomthedog