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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Apr 22, 2001
malevolent eyes or aim?
*sea falls off the table*
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Apr 23, 2001
<...Anyway, since UH has been bringing his laser eyes to bear upon Zeb, and since a large refractive crystal has suddenly sprung up in the beams' path, a firey maelstrom of random laser-blastin' ensues, much of its focus being redirected at Heavy.>
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Apr 23, 2001
*and fortunatley not at sea, since the fell off the table and is currently sprawled among the living dead upon the floor*
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 23, 2001
* A zombie chicken briefly tries to peck at Sea, then wanders off as it realises it has no beak due to its headless condition. Being headless, it doesn't have much of a memory either, so it repeats this behavior at about ten second intervals... *
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Apr 23, 2001
*UH mumbles something, and all light in the room fades to instant inky blackness. there is no sound, except for the occasional BOKBOKURK of chickens, and a cry from Zeb when he realises what he dived into when the lasers were spewing everywhere*
cool this voodoo stuff, heY? I just make it up as i go along...
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- 61: soeasilyamused, or sea (Apr 22, 2001)
- 62: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Apr 23, 2001)
- 63: soeasilyamused, or sea (Apr 23, 2001)
- 64: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Apr 23, 2001)
- 65: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Apr 23, 2001)
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