This is a Journal entry by Uncle Heavy [sic]
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Started conversation Mar 14, 2001
You will sign this. You will sign this. It has become necessary to know if anyone actually visits my page. So write your (abusive) comment here.
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Mar 19, 2001
*evillene scrawls "Uncle Heavy is a nerd" on the wall in permanent marker, then disappears*
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Mar 19, 2001
just trying to enliven your sad little lives, but if you reject my help....muttermutter
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Mar 24, 2001
In order to leave the chilling reminder that their duel has been interupted, a mysterious, swordfish-wielding figure darts up to the wall and slashes a big "Z" in it.
Then he realizes that said mark is easily confused with the calling card of another legendary figure, and quickly ads on "E" and "B" slashes. "B" was sort of tricky, with all those curvy parts.
THEN the mysterious figure gets bored, and starts playing Tic-Tac-Toe on the wall...
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Mar 26, 2001
*sea enters, snickers, and draws a a flower on the wall and exits*
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Mar 31, 2001
Abusive? Uh... Uh...
ABUSE ABUSE ABUSE
*mutters 'everyone else was much more original*
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Mar 31, 2001
What exactly is a "sevice", and why was it interrupted?
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Mar 31, 2001
i wasnae here. i was skiing. but im back. but cannot be bothered to change title.
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Mar 31, 2001
So if I'm a lackey I don't have to abuse you? 
SMoB = PW = lackey 
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Apr 1, 2001
Well I COULD plug my absolutely pointless poll!!!! :-) http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F55816?thread=104749
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Apr 1, 2001
sorry. no advertising. self-mutilation, yes. cabbage planting, yes. extolling the virtues of the ampersand, yes. advertising, oh, alright. the things I do.
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Apr 1, 2001
It got you to come visit, now didn't it? 
I wonder if NYC and sea will take the poll too?
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Apr 1, 2001
*plants a cabbage*
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Apr 2, 2001
Yep! 
And uh... must've been looking at a different thread; NYC's not Here, but Peet and Zeb are
*smiling nicely at Peet and Zeb*
*waters cabbage*
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 2, 2001
I'll take the poll if you add an "I don't know - it was a long time ago, I was very young and I can't be bothered looking it up" option...
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Apr 2, 2001
Hm; there's a thought.
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Apr 2, 2001
Is that close enough?
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- 1: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Mar 14, 2001)
- 2: soeasilyamused, or sea (Mar 19, 2001)
- 3: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Mar 19, 2001)
- 4: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Mar 24, 2001)
- 5: soeasilyamused, or sea (Mar 26, 2001)
- 6: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Mar 31, 2001)
- 7: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Mar 31, 2001)
- 8: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Mar 31, 2001)
- 9: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Mar 31, 2001)
- 10: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Mar 31, 2001)
- 11: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Mar 31, 2001)
- 12: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Apr 1, 2001)
- 13: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Apr 1, 2001)
- 14: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Apr 1, 2001)
- 15: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Apr 1, 2001)
- 16: soeasilyamused, or sea (Apr 2, 2001)
- 17: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Apr 2, 2001)
- 18: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Apr 2, 2001)
- 19: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Apr 2, 2001)
- 20: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Apr 2, 2001)
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