This is a Journal entry by Uncle Heavy [sic]
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Apr 11, 2001
Yeah, sure, why not. I suppose that the ceremony calls for a live *!!chicken!!*BUK-BUK-BUKBUKBUKBUKBUKAWW!!!, doesn't it?
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Apr 15, 2001
*looks around* who's dead? who're we raising?
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Apr 17, 2001
its really..um...hot
(this is scraping the barrel, isnt it?)
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Apr 19, 2001
Quick, try a cheesey cajun accent to spark interest!
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Apr 20, 2001
lol! well, if you want EXCITEMENT....
*flings spoonful of hot gumbo at UH*
FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!
*dives under nearby table*
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Apr 20, 2001
*UH mumbles something. his eyes glow firey. the dead rise around sea.*
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 20, 2001
* Various pieces of the Gumbo dance around, forming themselves into recognisable chicken and fish. The fish look confused about being out of water; the chicken are expressionless due to lack of heads. *
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Apr 20, 2001
*sea looks understandably shocked and jumps up on top of the table*
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Apr 20, 2001
Zeb(whining): AWWWWWWWWW CRAP! He's raising the dead! **I** raise the dead... and loose monsters from the eldricht planes upon the mortal realm... But now I don't have the Necronomicon... I let sea hold onto it during the old Titanic Bat-... WAIT a minute, SEA! You've still got the Necronomicon! Remember, during that whole fiasco in the Titanic Battle forum, Mewtwo destroyed the book, and it appeared in your bag of seldom return, or whatever, and I told you to keep it? Remember that? It was just before Old-H2G2 went down. You must still have it. QUICK! THROW ME THE BOOK!
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Apr 20, 2001
*sea searches the POCKET-of-no-return, and comes up with a copy of "The Unauthorized Biography of Britney Spears". sea screams and throws it across the room, then pulls out a rather battered-looking Necromicon*
[sea] is this it?
*sea hands it to the shrew*
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Apr 21, 2001
Zeb: Forever tainted with its close proximity to the Brittney Spears bio, but yeah, that's the one. Gimme just a moment to get reacquainted with the layout, and then I'll start countering Heavy's voodoo...
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Apr 21, 2001
[sea] i think that was put in there so i could use it against Poetry Woman... with all that's in there, i'm surprised i found it...
*peers into pocket*
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Apr 21, 2001
*UH's laser eyes have switched on, and are tracking the hastily thumbing Zeb. At the same time, phantom tigers appear to be leaping into his back. still no purple latex though.*
[ps come to the titanic battle 2]
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Apr 21, 2001
Zeb: Lessee... let's try a quick one first, just to get back in practice... NYAAAAAAA'IT'IT'IT'IIIIITH!! IA!! CTHULHU PHTGN'!! ARISE, CRYSTALLINE GODS OF YIPN'T(!!!)! HEED MY CALL!!
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Apr 21, 2001
...I meant to say "malevolent" eyes back there...
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 21, 2001
(Sounds like a New Age hangover to me... 
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- 41: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Apr 11, 2001)
- 42: soeasilyamused, or sea (Apr 15, 2001)
- 43: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Apr 16, 2001)
- 44: soeasilyamused, or sea (Apr 17, 2001)
- 45: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Apr 17, 2001)
- 46: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Apr 19, 2001)
- 47: soeasilyamused, or sea (Apr 20, 2001)
- 48: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Apr 20, 2001)
- 49: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Apr 20, 2001)
- 50: soeasilyamused, or sea (Apr 20, 2001)
- 51: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Apr 20, 2001)
- 52: soeasilyamused, or sea (Apr 20, 2001)
- 53: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Apr 21, 2001)
- 54: soeasilyamused, or sea (Apr 21, 2001)
- 55: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Apr 21, 2001)
- 56: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Apr 21, 2001)
- 57: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Apr 21, 2001)
- 58: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Apr 21, 2001)
- 59: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Apr 21, 2001)
- 60: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Apr 21, 2001)
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