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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 2, 2001
Works for me! 
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Apr 2, 2001
If this forum was called 'lame chat', you would be allowed to chat in a lame manner, such as you are. As it is, it is called 'attention scum'. SO GROVEL!
[shall i set myself up as a new Master of Chaos?]
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Apr 2, 2001
*feels UH's forehead*
Grovel?
*checks diary*
Hm, can't slot it in this week...
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Apr 2, 2001
I SAID GROVEL. ahem. I have ascended to Voodoo Godhood, so if you would care to leave your souls in the dispensory provided, I shall eat them as soon as time allows.
Le Gros Oncle a parle
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Apr 6, 2001
haha! gros! gros!!!!! sorry. uncalled for, that. just reminded me of old times...
and i shan't grovel. i'm DEATHLY allergic to grovelling.
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Apr 7, 2001
Zeb: If you're TRULY a voodoo god, than surely you can defeat a mere mortal at... TIC-TAC-TOE! MUHUHUHUHUHWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Apr 8, 2001
1st commentator: And, would you believe it, the boy(?) zeb has gone in the middle of the board, thus making him a ponce.
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Apr 9, 2001
Ponce shmonce. This stupid game always ends in a deadlock anyhow... I figure you might as well go right for the throat. Maybe SOMEONE will actually WIN, in that case.
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Apr 9, 2001
got AIM yet?
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'It's like a game of chess. you have to plan two moves in advance' - The Wu Tang Clan.
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Apr 10, 2001
no one's going to win. unless someone purposely loses. i can already tell.
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Apr 10, 2001
I wasn't going to mention that. 
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 10, 2001
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Apr 10, 2001
*drills a hole in Peet's face with a diamond edged screwdriver*
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Apr 10, 2001
Still no repaired secondary computer, still no AIM. Believe me, you'll be the first to know when I get it.
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Apr 10, 2001
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its over. its all over. never start at the centre. or, make a 6x6 one. yeah!
and hurry up with the repairs already.
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Apr 11, 2001
It's over? Already? Stupid game. Heavy, I say we take this to the next level... something a tad more CHALLENGING for a voodoo god (no, I will NOT let the issue drop) like yourself... ***3D***-Tic-Tac-Toe! Are you familiar with this version? Assuming you're not, it's basically the same, except the object is to get FOUR in a row, and you can connect them through multiple planes. Observe...
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See? Four layers of 4x4 boards. All the normal 4-in-a-row combinations work (ie: Horizontal, vertical, diagonal), but they can be done through each layer, as well as just a single layer. For instance, the following are both legal wins...
......x/_!_\_
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.._o_/___!___\___
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....__/__!__\__
..___/_o_!___\___
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..___/___!_o_\___
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Everyone got the idea?
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- 21: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Apr 2, 2001)
- 22: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Apr 2, 2001)
- 23: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Apr 2, 2001)
- 24: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Apr 2, 2001)
- 25: soeasilyamused, or sea (Apr 6, 2001)
- 26: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Apr 7, 2001)
- 27: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Apr 8, 2001)
- 28: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Apr 9, 2001)
- 29: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Apr 9, 2001)
- 30: soeasilyamused, or sea (Apr 10, 2001)
- 31: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Apr 10, 2001)
- 32: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Apr 10, 2001)
- 33: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Apr 10, 2001)
- 34: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Apr 10, 2001)
- 35: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Apr 10, 2001)
- 36: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Apr 11, 2001)
- 37: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Apr 11, 2001)
- 38: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Apr 11, 2001)
- 39: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Apr 11, 2001)
- 40: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Apr 11, 2001)
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