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Whoosh... *whistle*... whoooooosh.
Hee...eee...eel...lll...lll....lll...loo...ooo?

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*Watches tumbleweed.*

I really did leave this place for a while didn't I! (n't i...iii...i)

HELLLLLOOOOOOO? IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE? I'M BACK FROM THE DEEP VOID CALLED TOO-MUCH-WORK-TO-COME-ONLINE! PLEASE DON'T ABANDON ME!

Oh, there you are... I thought you'd forgotten all about me *sob*. Oh, you had? Okay then. *snuffle* Please take me back into your lives! Please! I didn't mean to go! *sniff; blows nose*

No, no! Come back! Don't leave now! It's me, Insane Endeavour! Yes, you should remember me. Mad one, you know! Ah yes, that jogged your memory!

Answer me. Please.

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IE!!!! *sniffle* You came back!! I really missed you! How're the A-levels and such going?
Please reply.

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Argh! I take so long to reply to these messages! It's sad really how long it takes!

A-Levels are fine now. Bit hard work though (hence the having to temporarily break from ACEing)

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But at least you are replying!!!

Good, I'm glad you've got them sorted out.

So, um, how are you?

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Yep, I'm replying now!

They're sorted... for now... I don't promise there won't be a relapse of having no time, but I hope that won't happen.

I'm... umm... quite happy now! This head girl thing has got me happy (but worried: got to do a presentation to the whole 6th form)

Have fun, and see you again soon.

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Woohoo!!!!!

Well, good luck! If you do have another lapse, please tell me, so I know what's happened!

Even more good luck!! But think; at least you don't have to do a presentation to the whole school!

Well, good luck in everything you might need good luck in!

|M|

I've got to have an interview with my headteacher and deputy-headteachers though... almost as scary! I'm almost looking forwards to it though!

It was really funny at lunch today. The receptionist of my school (Jackie) knows (and, I would venture to suggest, likes...) me. The lower sixth have to do 'duties' at my school and today I was the only one who turned up (out of about 6 or 8!).
When I'd finished Jackie said to my deputy-headteacher "you know, Ann is the only one who turned up for duty today!" to which my DHT's reply was "yes, and that dedication is part of the reason you're nominated for Head Girl" and grinned! Jackie finished off by saying that she'd vote for me!

'Hint'ing might not quite the right word! Go Jackie!

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Ooohhh... as you say, scary!
Well... Good Luck!! (sense of deja vu here? Or do I really keep saying good luck?! )

Hey, cool! That's at least one vote then! (if receptionists can vote) Yay!! I hope you get it!!

|M|

My interview is tomorrow! (Friday 23rd March 2001).
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
By the time you read this I will probably have already had it!

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Ah! Ah! Aaahhh! How did it go??

|M|

It was slightly scary, though my headmaster was really nice.
I'll find out the result on Monday.

Whatever happens I'll get one of the following:
1st place : Head girl ( )
2nd : Deputy head girl ( )
3rd : House Captain ( )

So I'll get to play a role whatever.
I'll keep you updated, i.e. Monday evening...

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Cool! Good luck!!
Well, it's good any way then. But I hope you get Head Girl!!

|M|

Got the results today!!!

*hums the tune to "#i shot the sheriff, but i did not shoot the DEPUTY!"

I got deputy head girl! You can call me 'deputy'!

Yey yey yey! Happy happy happy!

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Hey cool!!! Well Done Miss Deputy!!!!!
YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!! YAY!! YAY!! YAY!! YAY!! YAY!! YAY!! YAY!! YAY!! YAY!! YAY!! YAY!!

|M|

Thank you!!! Actually, going by my previous chart that should be !

Yey yey yey! We change over tomorrow! I've been walking around singing "#I shot the sheriff..." and my friend's think it'll become my theme tune.

I have my second 6th form ball of the year on Monday!!! Yippee!!!

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That's OK!! You deserve it!!

And why not? Have a theme tune, I bet you'll be the first!!

YAY!!! Enjoy it!!

|M|

Thank you!

I think my theme tune should follow me around, you know, and blare out of a nearby plant pot whenever I walk in a room!!!

Btw, thought you'd be interested to know that there are the magic number '42' researchers online at the moment (22:43 BST 31st March 2001).

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That's OK!!
I've said that already haven't I?

Mmmmm... I don't know... after a few months it would get pretty annoying...

Yep, there are some on now as well... (19:44 BST 1st April 2001)

|M|

55 now (including you!) It's: 21:14 BST 4th April 2001. Just a few!

I'll have to alternate between 'sheriff' and another one, to do with being a Captain (House Captain). What song should I use for that? Suggestions?...



Why'm I so happy? I got my AS Level exam timetable today! Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!

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What?? 3 minutes later and it's gone down to 51 (including you! Yay! )!! Even fewer!!

Yep, you will! Ummm... err... erm.... hummm... urrrr... I can't think of any... sorry...

Awwwww! Good luck with them! When's the first?

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