h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Me oh my!
Well, I suppose this is as good as it's gonna get.
...Just joking

Hey sweetie!

You ain't seen nothing yet!

Hello Daughter of Tina and Welcome to the Lunatic Asylum..There is no escape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tina, although your daughter now lives oin Hootooland, she will still go to visit you for meals and money! They NEVER leave home..

Stephen From Godzone, ie, Australia.................

Who is this Tina you speak of! This little miss is MY daughter, and I am normally known as Milla! I told you to behave!!!

Oh, and who said she left home?

... Milla Vanilla, I had you mixed up with that other musician, Tina Turner.....

Now, how do we pronounce the name of your still-at-home daughter? Miss Milla perhaps...saway to Tasmania..........

Well, I pronounce it like this: Az-miz-jaz.
But you can call me Pepe if that's easier for you. If you do it wrong then there is no problem cause the computer won't hear you anyway.

Well Young Pepe.. My nickname is Peeb, so perhaps we are distantly related...DO NOT tell your Mother though, as she detests visits from long lost relatives..
My computer lives in Australia, so you have to yell REALLY LOUD for it to hear you from Dusseldorf..



Stephen, aka Peeb..

Peeb, confused again! We're in Lund, Sweden...

Milla...I remember now..You are a Chemist.. I am a Metallurgist in Australia....Forgive me please, Milla..we used to chat some months ago if you recall..

How have you all been? And it is nice to catch up again with you..

Stephen

me Pepe and Milla..for some obscure reason I was thinking of matodemi who is from Dusseldorf, and she has a daughter who wants to join hootoo..much apologies...

She is a lovely lady to talk with, and perhaps the daughters can have their own threads..at least with hootoo we know it is moderated and safe..

Oh, here is an Aussie for Milla....Skol...

That's OK, Peeb. I am not well aquainted with matodemi, perhaps you could introduce matodemi (and her daughter) to Azmizjaz here?

..Milla, I will do that right now, but i don't know if matodemi's daughter has joined hootoo as yet..I will make the introductions, if I may....

Milla and Pepe....drumrolllllll...may I introduce you to.....

matodemi...http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/U8020366

for the grown-ups

For the kinder..

Stephen

Hello, Pepe. Welcome to Hootoo.

Hej!

Azathoth, Pepe is a Newbie here, and is just learning the ropes, so to speak. Without causing, or intending, any disrespect I think it would be polite and corteous for you to explain to a young Lady just what the Br signifies at the beginning of your username. Not all yong people are wise to the goings on in todays world.

And, Please note carefuuly. I DO NOT carry the Br descriptor n front of my user name, not now, not ever but NEVER!

Stephen

Hoom. I'm not sure why you might think it a matter of particular concern.

"Br" is short for Brother or Bruvva, it merely denotes membership of a small, open but nameless society here on h2g2. It's a nonsense society and doesn't take a position on any of the goings on in the world, we simply keep up an entirely feigned aura of animosity toward The Sisterhood and their wholesome influences.

Anyways... Welcome Newcomer, we met briefly in June. I was tad exhausted and disorientated at the time, having been up all night traveling to, between and from airports and suffering a little from a lung infection.
I hope I didn't appear to frightening or rude in checking into the hostel and going straight to bed.

frightened by you

why would anybody be frigtened by you, br?



(actually i got a bit nervous when you looked at me in christiania and mentioned you hadn't been eating red meat for days )

it's a good thing there was an eatery near by

Peeb,
my little miss has met Azatoth in real life. She did not run away

I'm here, don't worry!

and i have met pepe in real life and i didn't run away either

plus i can proudly add that she didn't run away either when she saw me

hope you will all have a nice weekend. i know i will try my best. in only a few minutes i will head out for some nice food and a live concert with a very good irish band