h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

He's a very nasty man

Hmm... the world is not a fun place is it...

WbB

It can be if you know the right people. Like RA, Greebo & I. Well, maybe not me...

I know Greebo very well, and RA of course. Though I think he has gone forever.. *sigh*

I do like you, you are a very good friend...

WbB

RA hasn't gone forever (I'm his housemate, remember) he's just got exams. And he couldn't H2G2 before as he wasn't at uni. So you'll soon be surrounded by lots of loving friends, so you can be depressed with a smile on your face.

RA is back! I've missed you Wilson Brown-Bear... All exams should be abolished, I think, and h2g2 put in their place... the world would be a much better world for it.

I think it would be a much better world if Teddy Bears where not supposed to be cute and cuddly...

WbB

Teddy bears are supposed to be loyal companions. Whether they are cute and/or cuddly at the same time is up to them.
Are you loyal, WbB?

Of course I am loyal, I am very loyal indeed, not like some other Teddy Bears that I can mention... Grrrrr

WbB

That's what I thought. Who wants more than loyalty from a bear? Cute and cuddly bears are more likely to be up themselves and not appreciative - at least depressed ones need and appreciate you a lot more.

Are you saying I am depressed, everyone says that. I'm not you know, I may seem depressed, but deep inside I am happy in my own little sad world. I mean who could get depressed with a life like mine???
Grrr... Life, don't talk to me about life!!!

I'm not getting you down am I???

WbB

No, of course you're not getting me down. And as for calling you depressed, you don't seem to use the a lot. Always

It's just the way I am...

WbB

Is it the way you are, or the way you want to be?
You are not fixed in one way, but you can change and grow - like an Oak tree - and develop flowers, new branches etc, leave the winter and enter the summer.

I am a teddy bear, Grrrrr, teddy bears can't change, it's not in our nature, once we are made, that's it...

Life... Don't talk to me about life...

WbB

There is more to being a teddy than that. Otherwise, Woody would not have gone back to Andy.

I didn't know Woody was a Teddy Bear, but then i know nothing.. Grrrr... it's really not worth it you know!!

WbB

Woody is more a Teddy-Cowboy than a Teddy Bear, you know.
But he will be your Friend.

I quite like friends, they are good. You are my friend, I like you. Can I cuddle you when I smell better???

WbB

Of course - though I was under the view that normally people cuddle bears, and not the other way round.
And you'll just get on great with Buzz the Teddy Spaceman.