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21st March 2000
Posted May 20, 2000
I am not writing any more journal entries, no one reads them, and they depress me a little.
WbB
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26th March 2000
Posted Mar 26, 2000
Hello again, the weather is awful here, really wet and horrible. Kinda sad really, just like me. Not that I am going to complain, that's not my bag baby. Grrr... sorry about that, someone told me that girls would find me sexy if I talked like Austin Powers. It's not true, they just laugh at me more...
Took a trip over to The H2G2 Space Centre, decided to hire myself a hanger for no particular reason. When I have saved up enough money, I will buy myself a spaceship, and maybe become a trader like in the wonderful video game ELITE!!!!
I have also asked if I may be the Sanitation Technitian to the Space Centre, I don't mind picking up other researchers rubbish... It would suit me down to the ground, as my life is not very good anyway. Life!!!! Don't talk to me about life.
Both Monsy and Wowbagger have called me handsome, that is very nice of them I think. I reckon they are just being kind, but I love them both for saying it. Joanna said I looked nice as well.
God, who I talk to at times said that he wondered if I had ever been run over by a double decker bus. I said no of course, cause I haven't. But I did recount the time when the dog across the road wee'd on me.
Gwennie has offered to sew me mouth on, hmmm, I do not think she realises quite how much that would hurt. I will have to explain it to here I think.
I think I have a Mummy now, anyway I have asked a fellow researcher to be my mummy. That would be nice I think.
Better go now, the computer is looking rather sad. Till next time. WbB
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21st March 2000
Posted Mar 21, 2000
Well here I am again at h2g2, it would seem that Paul Prefect sent me some doughnuts from the Doughnut Stall run by my girlfriend Joanna. It's a shame that I cannot eat them, as you all know I have no mouth, but I will enjoy staring at them until the rot away.
I had a talk to God, he seems very nice and approachable. I asked him why he made my life so sad. It seems as if life would be very boring without misery. Grrrr... Oh well, you know my thoughts on life, DON'T talk to me about life!!!!
My good and dear friend Bluebottle wants me to commit suicide, I am not sure I want this. I shall experiment by holding my breath until I turn blue and my head explodes. Hopefully it will not hurt too much!!!
Cobs wrote me a poem, which was very nice, but oddly enough I am alergic to the rhymed word. I have the poem here if you want to read it... *GR... GRRRR.... GRRRRR.... Grrrr-CHOOOOOO... SNIFF!!!*
Their was once a Wilson the bear
Who was so full of woe that he didn't care
He never gave a laugh or even a smirk
Maybe I should give him a hug and that will work
Gwennie gave me a loaf of crusty bread to go with the jar of honey on the shelf above. She wanted me to make a sandwich with them, shame that I would not be able to eat the finished result.
Ohhhhhhhhhh, look at me... I practically shine. Monsy gave me a good brushing, and she placed the salmon and choccie that was in my pocket in a zipped clear plastic bag. So... I no longer smell. oh I could just cry. I gave Mosy a rose, I hope she appreciates it. WbB
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17th March 2000
Posted Mar 17, 2000
Grrrr... My letter to the h2g2 Agony Aunt has been answered most promptly, very surprising, read it in this weeks addition of the post http://www.h2g2.com/u54963
I think I have a new friend, though I am not really sure, a researcher called Cobs, who is a cowperson and rides a horse called Fanty. I think Fanty wants to eat me, I told Cobs that if he does, I will give him indigestion. I bet I taste terrible, I feel terrible as well, and I don't smell to good.
Joanna gave me a kiss on the cheek, and she seemed to enjoy it. I think she does really love me.
Another researcher of my aquaintance, Paul Prefect has told me not to worry, to be happy.
Gwennie has given me a jar of honey, I think I will put it on a shelf and stare at it for a while. Maybe it will cheer me up, but I doubt it. WbB
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12th March 2000
Posted Mar 12, 2000
I wrote a letter to the h2g2 Agony Aunt, I doubt that I will get a reply, as people mostly ignore what I say, but I can always hope. I would cross my fingers, but I don't have no fingers to cross. Grrrr...
Nonnie has drawn a mouth on me with a magic marker, now I look sillier than ever, oh well, just one more thing for people to laugh at I guess.
Albert The Teddy Dog has just called me *very* cute, Grrrr, and he claims to be my friend to. My head is beginning to hurt now!!!
Wowbagger has baked me some fresh choccie brownies , but I can't eat them. They do look nice though, maybe I will just place then near my freshly drawn mouth and rub them into my fur.
Gave Joanna a little something towardsgetting out own place together, I hope that she likes it.
Fairly Strange thinks that I have a Marvinesque outllok on life. I think that is a compliment, Grrrr, I don't think anyone truely understood Marvin, he is my hero.
I just found out what a BeebleBear is, Grrr, it's abear with three arms and two heads. I don't look like that, though I suppose if everyone wanted it, I could have an extra head and arm sewed on. It of course would hurt quite badly, but you lot wouldn't bother with that. Bluebottle gave me the address of the BeebleBears, so you can go and look at them as well if you like, it's here....
http://www.zz9.org/merchandise/beeblebears.html WbB
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