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Oh dear. Have another one, just to be safe.

hic! okay if I trip up, it's your fault

Bugger! due to NOT updating yearly calendar (Idiot) and my health issues since back end of 2017 (tough) is it:- 26th or 27th ? sweetheart

It's 26th, but it's not fair, I don't know yours!
Take care

Ta love

I'll put it this way(trying not to be crude) on the 29th Aug (just gone) I had a catheter removed3 weeks after my prostrate op' and to the "present" day the fire hydrant is still working under it's own power

One of the best birthday prezzies I've ever had - 27th Aug'

Be Safe and Be Well Princess ok

OK! It's 10.05pm here, so 11.05pm ov'r thereand the day is gone

BUT! my wishes are not just for today's occasion but! that every day to come is as good as a birthday sweetheart and all give good memories rather than any bad ones

lapse of memory

Thanks, Prof!

hope you had a good day and plenty of greetings from family/friends

I did indeed, my parents took me out to lunch and I spent the weekend with my sister and her family.

Although we've never met (yet) sweetheart you are a friend nevertheless and I'll always wish you well, birthdays or not

I have a personal question if I may ?

What is your age sweetheart ? Please don't answer here if you wish, but Dmitri Editor of "The Post" has my email addy if you want to keep it private ok
I understand all avenues of course re- privacy

vous souhaitant plus pour Noël que de simples mots peuvent dire



que je ne comprendrais pas le Yorkshire -

have a gud'un sweetheart

Happy Christmas to you too

"olde" Yorkshire saying Merry anadins and happy new paracetamols


May your memories be long and your hangovers be short

Sweetheart! Please do me a great favour ? on New Years Eve, please be careful if you go out in town celebrating with family/friends

With the recent troubles over there (yellow jackets and other "fractions") causing trouble - you get the drift..

Haha, you don't know me and my adventurous family! New Year's Eve party was waffles at my sister's with her kids, her husband, our parents and a friend of theirs (8 people in all!), and was over around 9:30pm, thanks to my niece and nephew's bed time. And everyone was happy about that.

I hope you had a good time too, and wish you the very best for 2019.

To be honest love, I'm on me own and new years eve etc is just another night/day
I had MY fun in't local pub and town years ago (70's early 80's) hic!

BUT! As long as you have good memories from the occasion that's all that counts sweetheart

Thank you for you wishes

I have an apology to make to you!
A while back (couple of yrs ago) due to a "health" problem I had my calendar/s didn't get updated for the new year at the timeTherefore, I am unable to wish you a happy birthday (? when)
Please (unless too much info etc) love, remind me

Your a friend and even via hootoo only, it's still the thought that counts

Hi Prof!
My birthday is nor for a few months, Sono worries

I hope all is well with you.
Don't get coughed on.