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Swivel Chairs
Posted Oct 29, 1999
Swivel Chairs (chairs that can rotate) are without a doubt one of the greatest innovations inoffice culture this century. And yet most people are scared of swiveling in public. When I started swiveling in my office they all looked at me as if i was strange. But i think that they are all closet swivelers. I am not ashamed. I love to spin in my chair. It makes me happy. Especcially when I am reading.
Or when I am drunk. But the best time is when you are waiting for your computer to load something. After all - what is a white cat and an evil man who is trying to overthrow the world without a swivel chair?
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Who is bill posters?
Posted Oct 29, 1999
Who is bill posters?
And more importantly why will he be prosecuted?
And why are there posters declaring his upcoming punishment all over englands towns?
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Rizla
Posted Oct 29, 1999
Why did the rizla company call their papers rizla? Why not bogits or hibrons any other strange word.
Maybe the people who formed the company were called rizla or something.
If i had a ciggarete paper company i would call it
"processed tree with a sticky bit"
or
"what post it notes were before they evolved"
at least then the name would have some meaning
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Lung butter
Posted Oct 29, 1999
Lung Butter is the nasty stuff you get in your chest that you cough up in the mornings
so far these types have been spotted and verified
clear gak: the most common-slightly transparent and great for distance spitting
green gak:green foul tasting and derived from mucas:common when ill
yellow gak: can be a more severe form of green gak or can be the true
"lung butter" which is a result of smoking
orange bouncers:VERY rare - hard to hack up sometimes to the point of retching-usually a bright vibrant orange and as the nameimplies have been known to bounce
black gak:pure tar - many ciggeretes cause this particularly nasty type
choco gak:not a true type of lung-shite but a mixture of clear gak and recently eaten chocolate
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Cow Milking: why?
Posted Oct 29, 1999
Why did the first man to milk a cow do it?
what inspired him to walk up to this large mammal and repetitively yank it's breast?
not only that but he then took that still warm liquid and drank it.
maybe this was the original sin.
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