h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So good start to the week D?

Being a bit insane is a job requirement
for professors, D. Otherwise, how would the
professor understand the students?

You mean they do understand the students??!!?


I mean, yes, they *do* understand the students!



Or maybe that should be sure, they understand the *students*...

In a Platonic way, of course.

As long as it's not catatonic...

or Gin and tonic...

or hair tonic...








Never mind, getting a little out of hand here.....

D

You *do* have talent, Lady Scott,
even without the stimulants the rest
of us rely on.

Isotonic
Etonic

Heck, you got all the good ones...

I apparently do a very good job of keeping that so-called talent hidden most of the time.

::removes Lady Scott's talents from under the bushel basket::

That's much nicer!

I agree.

Excuse me while I try to restrain the urge
to sing "I love you a bushel and a peck."

::doesn't trust Paul's self-control, so restrains him and puts a strip of duct tape over his mouth::

There! Just tryin to be helpful, you know

I'll excuse that!

My Mom used to sing that song *all* the time!

So did mine.

Did she? You don't think ... no ... it couldn't be?!

Yes. We both had singing mothers.

These things happen.

A lot of things are starting to fall into place all of a sudden...

I'm not sure you could call what my mother did "singing" as such ...

My mother sang that song too!

s around screaming.........

But.... so did my mother!!!

aka
Ottox
Thog
Lady Scott
Crazy Man
Shea
Emily Dickinson-- I need you to haunt my Intro to Creative Writing Professor, please....
Cat
Others...