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beetle, return of Posted Nov 24, 1999
I thought that was unbakable potatos. What do you call those? Ah, yes, Limestone.
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Classic Krissy Posted Nov 24, 1999
Did you know that roaches can NOT survive 3 minutes in the microwave on "high"? I think thong underwear is fabulous! It allows you to see every attractive jiggle and celluloid pucker of the ass!
Ewwww....I just grossed myself out. Even aliens can't like that.
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beetle, return of Posted Nov 24, 1999
That's a man thing i never understood.
I guess roaches aren't microwave safe, then.
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Nov 25, 1999
Did you ever see Jack Dee where he did that thing of putting eggs dressed up as famous people in the microwave, and see whick one survived the longest?
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Nov 30, 1999
A cockroach can live 9 days if you cut off it's head. And then it only dies because it can't eat and starves to death.
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Nov 30, 1999
The subject of this post is beginning to get a little bit out of context.
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Classic Krissy Posted Nov 30, 1999
I strongly disagree. I think that school being out, thong underwear and starving, headless cockroaches have more in common than you might think.
I challenge you to come up with one thing they all have in common.
*flips over the sand timer*
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Classic Krissy Posted Nov 30, 1999
And isn't that true of all of us?
BEETLE WINS! *BIG BEETLE HUG*
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Classic Krissy Posted Nov 30, 1999
*smile*
'Atza becawsa I lova you!
As my grandfather would say.
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- 44: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Nov 25, 1999)
- 45: Classic Krissy (Nov 29, 1999)
- 46: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Nov 30, 1999)
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- 48: Classic Krissy (Nov 30, 1999)
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