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an apple tree Started conversation Nov 11, 1999
SKOOOOOLS OUT FOR-EVA!! COME ON EVERYBODY!! DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!!! LET ALL YOUR HAIRS HANG OUT!!
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beetle, return of Posted Nov 12, 1999
Now you are going to run off and never see us again!
*goes into the corner to whimper*
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an apple tree Posted Nov 13, 1999
yeees..run, forward, not backward! upward, not forward! and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Nov 14, 1999
Hmmm...... someone likes 'The Young Ones'......
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Nov 15, 1999
Someone call an ambulance, I've just nailed my legs to the table.
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Classic Krissy Posted Nov 15, 1999
May the seed of your loins be fruitfull in the belly of your woman.
Hands up who likes me!
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Classic Krissy Posted Nov 15, 1999
*throwing arms around beetle in a huge hug* And the fact that that was a quote makes your response even sweeter!
*HUGGGGGGGGGGGG* Thanks, you! 
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an apple tree Posted Nov 15, 1999
i'm not falling for that old trick, i know that as soon as i put my hand up i will either be tickled to death or tied up and hung from the ceiling again.
too smart for you, i am
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beetle, return of Posted Nov 15, 1999
Um, no, not me. You must have me confused with, er, Ant! That's it!
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an apple tree Posted Nov 16, 1999
*squints. secretes certain odor, which will alert the trained nostril to the fact that somewhere here, a tree is suspicious aka tense and ready to pounce on unsuspecting passers by*
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Nov 16, 1999
Do they pounce then, trees?
I'm scared now. I have to walk past a forest to get home.
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Nov 16, 1999
So I have to sort of sidle around, flicking my eyes from side to side and occasionally looking over my shoulder in a slightly suspicious way?
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- 1: an apple tree (Nov 11, 1999)
- 2: beetle, return of (Nov 12, 1999)
- 3: an apple tree (Nov 13, 1999)
- 4: beetle, return of (Nov 13, 1999)
- 5: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Nov 14, 1999)
- 6: beetle, return of (Nov 14, 1999)
- 7: an apple tree (Nov 15, 1999)
- 8: beetle, return of (Nov 15, 1999)
- 9: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Nov 15, 1999)
- 10: Classic Krissy (Nov 15, 1999)
- 11: beetle, return of (Nov 15, 1999)
- 12: Classic Krissy (Nov 15, 1999)
- 13: beetle, return of (Nov 15, 1999)
- 14: an apple tree (Nov 15, 1999)
- 15: beetle, return of (Nov 15, 1999)
- 16: an apple tree (Nov 16, 1999)
- 17: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Nov 16, 1999)
- 18: an apple tree (Nov 16, 1999)
- 19: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Nov 16, 1999)
- 20: Classic Krissy (Nov 16, 1999)
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