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#key holes(when your p****d,they keep jumping around)

sorry that was #63

#64 poncy wine bars

#65 Poncy wine drinkers (Oz Clarke, Jilly Goolden)

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#66 Lloyds TSB

Can I just query #63...

If the keyholes keep jumping about, surely people _would_ miss them.

Or am I just missing the point?

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#67 The Point



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Did you actually not understand that??

Ah, poor Ferino. She hasn't been about long and has neglected to take the advice I gave her the other day: "Never take anything I say seriously."

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Sorrysorrysorrysorrysorry.....
Completely forgot about that piece of advice.

Maybe I'll just retire.

Don't apologise. I take great delight in confusing other researchers.

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yeah, I'm beginning to understand that.

I'm finding it difficult to get the sarcasm thing online, which is odd since I'm quite a sarcastic person in RL.
We're deviating here....
Cant remember what no. we're at but:
#(n+1) migraines and other degrees of sore heads

That was #68, just to keep the bookkeeping in order.

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#69 Sarcasm

:@)

more seriously, #70 War

:@l

#71 - sabre-rattling politicians

This stopped thirty short.
So 72 People who resurrect long-dead threads

#73 People who start things they don't finish. This was supposed to go to #101