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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted May 3, 2000
A rabbit is having a crap in the woods when a bear sits down next to him and starts crapping too. The rabbit's really scared, but keeps going. Then the bear asks "Does sh*t stick to your fur?"
"Oh, no." replies the rabbit. So the bear wipes his arse with the rabbit.
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JOTD: Don't you hate it when they verbify nouns?
DOTD: Aibohphobia - fear of palindromes
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted May 4, 2000
Phobophilia - Love of fear
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jul 3, 2000
Phobophilia could be EITHER love of fear or fear of love.... couldn't it!?? Oh, the mind boggles, and HOW!!! 
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Jul 22, 2000
No that would be Philophobia. But now we just get silly.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jul 22, 2000
Riiight. My bad. I figured that out about a week ago. Please forgive my paramnesia!!!
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Jul 23, 2000
Paramnesia forgiven. It happens to us all.
And the paramnesia.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jul 23, 2000
Hee hee hee...
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- 81: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (May 3, 2000)
- 82: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (May 4, 2000)
- 83: Susan, goddess of shovels and other implements of destruction (Jun 28, 2000)
- 84: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jul 3, 2000)
- 85: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Jul 22, 2000)
- 86: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jul 22, 2000)
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- 88: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jul 23, 2000)
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