h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think I can fit my claw into my beak.
*Peregrin balances delicately on one claw while inserting the other into his beak. He overbalances, and crashes down with a squawk, biting his talons painfully*
Yeth, I can.

~Greebo sniffs the fallen falcon~... Me wouldn't stay in that position to long... ~grin~... especially at this time of year... ~bigger grin~... you being a bird and all... ~huge grin~

? don't you(greebo) have some thing to be doing ie: father a huge feline tribe and kill, eat and rape some thing. at the moment as you seem very laid back

hey mr fish.......
me is pink sparkley fairy.......
erm......where is u on this planetoid type thingy?
im in england but its sounds like u could be from yateley england also.............

aw well happy new year mr fish........watch out for the cat......she is faster than u think........

~big grin~... tis easily explained So Long... you be thinking about my good friend Greebo... which in actual fact is not me... ~another grin~... Me is Greebo T. Cat... a resident of Lancre, and the companion of the good Mrs Ogg... You are thinking of Greebo... a resident of Lancre, and the cat with the most evil mind in the universe... ~another grin~

No worries... it's an east mistake to make.. though there is one big difference... Greebo is a rather sexy and greasy man cat... and me is a rather cute and cuddly girl cat... ~grin~... with a wonderful grin...

which makes all those cheesy pictures on cat food tins.....

Oh me loves the cheesy grin... ~cheesy grin~

you have a big fat piece of doughnut wedge between your teeth.....
jus thought u should know..............or were u saving it for later?

~blush~... ~chew~... ~swallow~... ~grin~

Hmm... do you think anyone else noticed???

probably not........have some milk .....
~passes over big glass of milk with a pink straw~

Pink? I'm sorry, but I am an anti-pink person, being Blue.
However, I'm sure I can make an exception in your case.
*passes blue straw so that Greebo can drink twice as much milk*

~Greebo guzzles all the milk in the glass~

ggggrrrrrrrrr blue pink, who cares? im a fairy.......we are pink..........in the land of pink sparkley things......

ggggrrrrrrrrr blue pink, who cares? im a fairy.......we are pink..........in the land of pink sparkley things......

~greebo stares at milk~... What was in this??? .. Me can see two fairies....

So can I, and they're both pink... It'd make things easier if one was blue....

Me likes blue... but pink seems to suit fairies... ~grin~

I like Blue too - it's my favourite colour.

I like pink, it rocks. Blue yeah, but definately pink.