h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh naturally we will carefully carry you to them on a velvet pillow, O grinning cat, so you do not have to exercise at all if you do not wish to. We will also, on a golden tray, bring milk and doughnuts.

~smiling graciously at The Buzzing One~... Why thankyou... ~cleaning whiskers~ ... Hope they are fresh and the milk chilled to the right tempreture... and that you have included a straw... you know how me likes straws!!!

Here's a straw... it's the golden straw referred to in the history books as the straw that broke the camel's back... at least, the history books I read, I don't know about anybody else's...

And here it is: |

Greebo, don't grin too much or you might disappear!

*Peregrin flutters about nervously, rather timid around a cat*
You don't eat birds of prey, do you?

I thought she only ate doughnuts?

Me a totally veggie cat... so no worries my birdy friend... ~grin~... and the only time me disapears is when me uses my magical ~cheshire grin~... ~TINK!!!! Greebo disapears!!!!~

Cool! Clever trick. I wonder if I can do that.
*Peregrin attempts to grin, but only manages a rather nasty looking snarl*
Hmm, this beak isn't as functional as I'd hoped.

Take it back to the shop, that's my recommendation.

NOOOOOOOOOOO... that beak really suits you Sir/Mistress Peregrin... ~grin~... the hook is just at the right angle to give you a regal air... ~bigger grin~... me thinks you are just puuuuuurfect...

*Peregrin's snarl turns into a flattered grin*

Why thank you Greebo. Oh and it can be difficult to tell the sex of birds can't it... but female Peregrines are generally larger than us males.

*Peregrin preens his chest feathers*

Lovely purr by the way.

Thankyou Sir Peregrin... me practises my grin lots to get it just right... ~grin~

*Jenny trys to grin from ear to ear but fails cos her ears are too far apart*

Have you ever tried grinning from foot to foot? It can be very painful...

Hmm... that sounds suspisciously like foot in mouth to me... ~grin~... you had better see a good vet about that!!!

I'm very good at putting my foot in my mouth... it's a very neat fit, you see...

Is it a little foot or a big mouth you have??? ~grin~

His foot weighs a tongue.

~grin~... curiouser and curioser said Greebo!!!

i didn't know Ameobas had feet, or mouths