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What sort of bear

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Wejut - Sage of Slightly Odd Occurrences and Owlatron's Australian Thundercat

I've been followed home by a puppy and I once made a frog follow me home in my pocket but I've never een followed by a bear... But would love to... Is he friendly? Can I pat him/oops her???

Wejut


What sort of bear

Post 2

some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one

He's a really mean grizzly bear, so you'd better not try. I've now employed him as my bodyguard.


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Post 3

Wejut - Sage of Slightly Odd Occurrences and Owlatron's Australian Thundercat

Stands back and quakes... Sorry


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Post 4

some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one

Oooooooohhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Quake! Can I play too?


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Post 5

Wejut - Sage of Slightly Odd Occurrences and Owlatron's Australian Thundercat

Oh my but you are a talented quaker...


What sort of bear

Post 6

some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one

No, I'm agnostic.


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Post 7

Wejut - Sage of Slightly Odd Occurrences and Owlatron's Australian Thundercat

Was that a joke or did I offend you? Couldn't tell from the tone of your typing. If I offened I didn't mean to.


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Post 8

some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one

Joke. IF I WAS ANGRY, I WOULD BE TYPING LIKE THIS!!!

* bloke's wearing a lovely radioactive atoll for the bikini competition at A781148 *


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Post 9

Wejut - Sage of Slightly Odd Occurrences and Owlatron's Australian Thundercat

phew, I would hate for you to be my first enemy here.
smiley - magic


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Post 10

some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one

That can be arranged...

* bloke's wearing a lovely radioactive atoll for the bikini competition at A781148 *


What sort of bear

Post 11

Wejut - Sage of Slightly Odd Occurrences and Owlatron's Australian Thundercat

Nice bikini - I think you should win...
smiley - magic


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Post 12

some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one

So why don't you vote for me...

* bloke's wearing a lovely radioactive atoll for the bikini competition. Voting open now at A781184 *


What sort of bear

Post 13

Wejut - Sage of Slightly Odd Occurrences and Owlatron's Australian Thundercat

I just did...
I would have before but I didn't know you could...
smiley - magic


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