h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

By the way you need to give me the name of that thing you want created. And don't forget the slogan as well. I'll do the rest.

Ok, the name and slogan are:

Effective Military Solutions

Maximum Aggression, Maximum Results

Excellent, now you tell me stuff like layout, content and stuff like that.

Oh, by the way, I am now doing a "who's online today prize draw"

This is the message I send to the winner each day. It explains the rules and intentions.


CONGRATULATIONS!

you have won Sceptical Nick's "who's online today prize draw"

you are the first person, chosen at random, I found on the "who's online" list that had filled in their intro

this means that YOU are sent a message by Sceptical Nick




this prize draw is intended to help people find new contacts online, and to encourage people to be more social online

Hmm... How on Earth did you pick me at random.

Suspicious...

What's the prize anyway?

I didn't pick you at random, I was just telling you.
The winner today was a chemistry post-graduate called Aurora.

And the point is that there is no prize, it's just to start getting people in touch with each other at random.

Damn!!!

Do you think that people will appreciate what you're doing?

And about the EMS. Do you want the ablility to let people join the company?

They might. I think the idea may appeal to some people.

I see we have a new visitor to our realms.

This intrigues me...

Aye.

We may have problems...

And I've made a few changes to the EMS page.

(P.S.) Make sure you have the font "Stencil" otherwise it won't work.

You need to check this guy's intro title!!!

Ummm...

Which guy?

Oh, sorry!

I seem to have lost them... Oh, well I'll tell you.

It was "Sex, Drugs & Sausage Rolls"!

You! Go here now! http://dawnofwar.filefront.com/

Vote YES!!!

Or I'll kill yoooooooooou!!!

You do not need to threaten me.

If they did bring out soulstorm for the N64 I would be very happy.

Why N64?

(whispers quietly) It was a joke. People are supposed to laugh at them. This was why a was included. The humourous bit is that an N64 can't cope with that kind of thing.