Please don't hurt me!!!
I've always been a wimp. Bully fodder. At one point, my technique for getting out of getting bullied was to make the bully believe I wasn't worth the effort. I compounded this by becoming a computer geek and a complete nerd in school, minus the nerdy glasses (I have pretty good eyesight, helped me to see the bullys from farther away, gave me a head start.)
But now, now that I've almost completed my BA in computer programming, now that I know how computers REALLY work, now that I have the power, I'm going to make every computer in the world crash on Y2K, I'm gonna show those bullies who's the most powerful, I'm going to take over the world!!!
...
Or else, I'm going to become the best damn game programmer there is, and make a ton 'o cash. Yeah, that's what I'll do. It'll be easier, and I'll have more time.
Oh, well. There goes that megalomania episode...
By the way, everything in this introduction is real (honest!) except the satire.
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