Jarven ©
Jarve, patron saint of uninhibited delirium
Jarve's© 4th attempt at something worthwhile...
Well, that and I have such a terrible memory for passwords. Don’t
get me wrong am not a thicko or anything, well, actually any
thicko would say that!
Although… A thicko wouldn’t realise they were thick.
???
Then again they may realize they are thick and then double bluff
by saying they are, kinda like a double bluff?
Or do thick people not think that far in?
Then again am I being thick thinking about the thick aspect of thickness?
Hmm.. Now my head hurts.
Try this link for my short guide on viewing the old Leisure District pages via the web archive....Jarve's useful guide entry------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------
There goes my twitch oh come on OCD gimme a good one oh yeh that’s sooo good *click of the neck* :p
Ok, here are my old pages, not much going on there kinda like an old
footprint left years ago {Suddenly Neil Armstrong’s boot print on
the moon spring’s to mind..}
Oh hang about!!!! If Neily boy was the first on the moon..
Who was holding the camera filming him?
Oh dear now my head really DOES hurt.
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Throb.
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Jarven ©
Sorry ^^ What you on about Jarve? I dunno, just like the term.
Blummin’ psycho they’ll lock you away you know..
Oh.. ok.
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Here are my older sites:My 1st:http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/U181758
My 2nd:http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/A777332
My 3rd: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/U234016
Well, I can't wait that long, I'm bored, so, I'm gonna fill you in on a few things. Keeps me entertained at least.
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Clubbing
Ok so, a little bit my clubbing history yeh?? Well, I started clubbing
back in 1993 at the Her Majestys pleasure™ and Creams™ they had at Maestro's™ in Bradford. I then went on to Back to Basics™ at the Belle
Aire nightclub in Huddersfield. Then I went on to work the nightclubs and bars until I reached the great status of bars manager
at the space in Leeds, then I quit :p I wanted my evenings back So, in the
meantime I witnessed the birth of Sundissential™, plus the birth of the Glasshouse™ in Leeds oooh so long ago!
It was a pokey little club on Wellington street, pre Digbys.
The last major stint of clubbing in my life was at the parlez-vous™
all i can say about that place is WOAW!
After a break working for the old NHS (none clubbing related I won’t
get into it I was given the job of assistant manager at a club called TheSpace in Leeds, great place,
great time, good memory’s, top people …Yeh yeh we get the message..
So all in all it was good.
Lost a few brain cells along the way (BiiiiIIiiIIiIIIIg surprise there I know))
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Car
Only just got driving license back, watch this space.
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Work history
Left school at 15½ went to work in the fish market on £1.75 an hour
(disgusting wage for the work). Lasted 2 years, at 18 went to work in the clubs..
Still doing it now. Had a 2 year gap where I worked for the NHS in Bradford
as a payroll officer, good money. Just.. Working in a nearly all female environment sat down all day brought me down.. ..oh, trust me,
never down as a rule so I had to go..
((This next bit written a few years ago))---->I aim to be a bars/club manager by the age of 30..
^^ Managed the above, then gave it all up. God I’m weird.
Now I work for a well known company as a payroll technician, kinda an IT role running BACS runs and other interesting pc techie stuff.
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Erm.. Why am I telling you all this? Then again I loosely say ALL prob only person reading this has
come on this page in error and is deciding just about now to press the
back buton and purge the memory of this page from their minds. Good call.
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Now for some words to help anyone I have lost contact with get a good hit on Google so they can find me and contact me on here..
Hang on..
Mark Jarve Bradford leeds the space clubbing peder caryl road
(no it isn’t my address am not that silly) hacking Fairfax pc England
west Yorkshire payroll Jarvis Anthony sen ocd tw middleton
Miranda Harold Russell jean anthea parlez vous the mill glasshouse digby’s.
There cheers for baring with me there, h2g2 has a great listing on google.
Oh, try typing in google the following then hit “I’m feeling lucky”:
LIAR
FRENCH MILITARY VICTORIES
You prob already heard about these but funny nonetheless.
Unless of course you’re the president of French. I actually like France though so I shoudn’t scoff.
Ok, post away…
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