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Post 1

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned


Welcome, welcome, welcome, to the wonderful site of H2G2 (otherwise known as hootoo - you will see this word a lot). This is not an automated message, I am an <./>ACE</.>, and I'm here to help you settle into your new home smiley - winkeye

H2G2 is a living, breathing guide to Life, the Universe and Everything, and it's something YOU can take part in. You can write entries on all manner of subjects, and if it's something you think would look good in our Edited Guide (where all the best research goes), you can submit it to Peer Review. Take a look at the <./>writing-guidelines</.> for more information on that. smiley - smiley

I've created a little list of links, just for you, so click here <./>A4992357</.> and have a look at them (actually the links are my daughter's...but hey!! Hootoo is one big family smiley - biggrin)

If you click on each link, they will take you to parts of hootoo no sane person should ever go alone on this site.....

......but as it seems no one here is sane, it doesn't matter does it!

Have a look around, pop into my personal space and read some conversations that I have on the go at the moment and you will see how things work. Don't be frightened to jump in on conversations, hootooers don't bite (well, some of them do, but I'll steer you well clear of those), just be aware of the thread you are reading and whether or not it is a private conversation between two people.

Remember, if you get lost, shout for help and hopefully I'll be around to give you a helping hand. In case I'm not around, just leave a message here <./>ACE</.> and someone will be with you just as soon as they can. Failing that, just click on MY SPACE on the left hand side of your screen and you'll get back to your personal space.

Remember, I'm here to help. smiley - magic



lil xxx


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Post 2

Malken42

Thank you for your kind introduction. H2G2 looks like a very interesting place, which might get me into lots of trouble if I spend as much time here as I'd like to.


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Post 3

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned

*giggles*

It can be very addictive smiley - winkeye

I hope you enjoy yourself here smiley - biggrin


lil xx
smiley - magic


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Post 4

Malken42

Help! What do I do when I've just spent about half of my work day reading and replying to posts made to a question I asked in the SEx Forum? Is there an h2g2-Anonymous group? Wait a minute, that would only take up even more of my time. It's all a Catch-22 and I'm being sucked into the whirlpool!

If only I could make money doing this sort of thing. Have you ever heard of people hiring someone to do their h2g2 for them?


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Post 5

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned

They pass their w*rk over to a junior!! smiley - laughsmiley - rofl


lil xx
smiley - magic


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Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired

< A570638 > 'h2g2 Anonymous'
Traveller in Time smiley - tit on his head
"But indeed it is quite futile to attend a group in attempt to reduce your addiction here, most members are long standing Researchers not wanting to stop using HooToo at all.

smiley - smileysmiley - online2long"


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Post 7

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned


Yes Tsmiley - titT as you very know!! smiley - smooch

Now, where is the exit?? smiley - whistle


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