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Mrs V Started conversation Nov 15, 1999
They we're created to remind man to be humble. With a dog, you're god. A cat reminds you that you are in fact primeaval slime on the bottom rung of evolution. Just above dogs.
Hxx
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Nov 16, 1999
My dog eats primeval slime. Can't train him to eat cats yet, though...
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Mrs V Posted Nov 16, 1999
My cat eats dogs. But I'm not a cat supporter, you did ask why cats, and i told you! People say my hair makes me look like a fraggle....
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Nov 17, 1999
Cats are great. Don't knock them.
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Nov 18, 1999
I'm going home in 2 weeks and I get to se my cat, Stinky. Ahhhhhhhhhhh......
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Nov 18, 1999
I'm going home in 2 weeks and I get to see my cat, Stinky. Ahhhhhhhhh....
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Nov 18, 1999
Nope.
Still don't get it.
I have semi-detached responsibility for a 3 Month old Golden Retriever puppy. Now he IS cute!!!
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Nov 18, 1999
AHA!
Cracked it - after 23 years of failure, I had to get it right in the end....
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Mrs V Posted Nov 18, 1999
See, women can't resist a really cute puppy! Have you any photos??
(She's melting here)
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Nov 19, 1999
*Beaker, with usual timing ie 15 hours after H melts *
Yes - I keep them with my etchings....
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Mrs V Posted Nov 19, 1999
Can I come see them then, or are you still afraid of me? I'm very sweet really, I only scare men who think they're hard.
cos then its funny!
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Nov 19, 1999
*Beaker blushes and looks 'frit'*
Come this way then - but be gentle with me.
I'm scared of most women,like most of my fellow members of the "League of Mice" ...
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Mrs V Posted Nov 19, 1999
Ok, but only if you promise not to be scared, cos then I'll get upset.
Hxx
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Nov 19, 1999
OK - I'll be butch then....
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Nov 19, 1999
Now conversation I can do.....*mumbles incoherently, as usual*
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- 1: Mrs V (Nov 15, 1999)
- 2: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Nov 16, 1999)
- 3: Mrs V (Nov 16, 1999)
- 4: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Nov 17, 1999)
- 5: Mrs V (Nov 17, 1999)
- 6: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Nov 18, 1999)
- 7: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Nov 18, 1999)
- 8: Mrs V (Nov 18, 1999)
- 9: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Nov 18, 1999)
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