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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Nov 19, 1999
*Beaker is physically assaulting laptop at this point since ASP seems to have frozen al communications *
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 13, 2000
Cats are the very best!!! What's wrong with them, eh!??
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 14, 2000
Well.....they hate me and I hate them..... 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 15, 2000
Well... if you'd fix your hair on ocassion, they might not be so defensive around you... 
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 15, 2000
...I'm just proud to still have all this hair at my age..
Of course, if it ever falls out I could always put a cat on my head 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 16, 2000
Errr.... right... so be nice to cats!!!
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 19, 2000
I like dogs ... does that count?
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 19, 2000
YES!!! It does!!!
It counts AGAINST you!!!
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 21, 2000
but 
I LIKE dogs.... *sob*
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 21, 2000
Well one of those beasts tried to bite my eyeball out of my head when I was five!!!
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Jan 5, 2001
Ha - what you need is a Golden Retriever!!!
ALl they do is lick you to death....
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 6, 2001
NO!!!!
Welcome back!!! You have been missed!!!
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Jan 9, 2001
Thanks Dragonfly 
(Obviously, in a purely platonic, muse to Matriarch-Muse kind of way) 
I'm back from the land of beer, food, hangovers and extra weight 
, commonly known as the Christmas/New Year break (which now seems to go on for a month over here now) 
Cats OK then? 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 9, 2001
Yes... the cats are purrfect!!!
I hope you have recovered from all the festivities...
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Jan 9, 2001
..just watch me go in the gym....!!!
..and only one pork pie left in the fridge....
..although I still appear to have a Brewery's worth of beer in the cupboard....
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 9, 2001
OH!!! ...Beer is a necessity.... maybe even more important than water...
!!! I can leagally drink in these United States in little over a month!!! YAY!!!!....
Of course, I will still be living at home...
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Jan 10, 2001
Of course, you haven't touched a drop yet since that would have been illegal...
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 11, 2001
::crosses her heart and bats her eyes innocently::
OH!!! Of course not!!!
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Jan 12, 2001
..ooh, it always gets me that 'batting eyelids' bit....
How DO women do it - and get away with it...!
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 13, 2001
EASILY!!!!
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