h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Unc

Laura,
bingo! So, being the clever b*****d I am, I write something along the lines of "well, that´s good but I know more"...and the result is I´m being met by someone really nice - wow!
Mind you - finding someone not nice on hootoo might be a bit difficult, and that is something the rest of the world may hold against DNA´s idea.
The better sort of people flock here and leave the rest of the planet with all the glutei maximi...well, so be it; I´m here and I feel at home.
Thanks for welcoming me, hope we´ll have a some day.
Pit

Ah, you've found my space then

You're right in that it's very hard to find someone on hootoo that isn't friendly . This is one great site.

Well there are plenty of meets if you're interested, there's one in London this summer in fact.

For now though, here

...if all goes according to plan (i.e. the insurance lawyers get done bickering about who pays what)I´ll be in a clinic all summer, trying to kick my alcohol habit.
Bl**dy shame in a way...I´m much more eloquent in English with half a vottle of bodka on board.

All summer?
Half a bottle of vodka and I'm in no state to talk or write at all (not that I don't try anyway)

The therapy I´m trying to get lasts four months...worth it, though.
Been there, done it - was too bl**dy cocksure adfterwards and thought I could go on alone...no effing way.
Second time around will be more of a brainwash and I hope it does the job. (*GGG*, the place is run by nuns - no stepping out of line there!)

Not something I have any experiance with but I certainly wish you well.

Not something I´d wish on you - will stay in contact though, as long as you promise not to drag me up some mountain in a blizzard.
You get a if you promise you won´t.

I'm not going to drag anyone up mountains, if they don't want to go they can stay at the bottom.

I wouldn´t clog the hootoo servers with illegal copies of music - but the idea of you getting me up p.ex. Ben Nevis, me singing the old Dr.Hook song "Carry me, carry me just a little bit further..." no, it doesn´t bear thinking.
Pit

It was hard enough getting my little sister up Snowden, and she was only 8 at the time.

Ducky,
she´ll be eyeing every landscape with some "want to go" itch forthwith.
On her 94th birthday, Auntie Lisbeth (when family connections get too complicated it´s always Aunt or Uncle in my clan)poured forth her favourite memories:
#1 my greatgranddad (she must have been very little)taking her for a ride on a tiny buggy drawn by six cavalry horses
#2 yrs truly on his new Honda, 60+ old Lisbeth riding pillion for a quick dash around the block
It´s like bl***y herpes - once you have caught it it´s always there.

Pit

I don't think my sister willk do much rambling however, she doesn't seem to see the point in walking. Her twin brother however is a different story.

slightly odd sometimes the memories that won't go away.