h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

See?

Anyway, where was i?

Still wantonly roaming about in my head apparently, and enjoying a sense of empowerment

*sends in surgical team*

*waits for the kick*

Me? Oh no, I left you to it ages ago, that's you that is

*kicks nortri*

*hopes she applied the ice soon enough*

*and then kicks norti*

Hey! Be careful with that, it's my own leg you're using

The second one was my own leg, just cuz I could

Infamy, infamy, they've all got it informe

It's good to lower ones defences occasssionally and try to allow friends to regain some self esteem It is a mark of respect!

No worries. Sorta know what's happening (from elsewhere) and it can seem as if life really sucks.

Just remember, it does blow sometimes too , and a number of folks here have picked me up, dusted me down, and pointed me in the right direction. Shame my compass is French Connectioned, but hey! That's half the fun in life.

Hope you get it sorted, and hurry back soon.

and a couple of , not to be eaten with the Save for later!

MMF

Mazin Missed you mate, wondered where you were. Haven't seen you since Venus debunked.

I once knew a girl who's used to eat her if she had one for lunch...

Always found that very strange but I guess it liked the salt. Or it was a rare carnivorous never before discovered.

I once knew a who liked turkish delight.............

And I know a that gets a Nutella sandwich for breakfast every day. She belongs to a Viking.

Wow... I'm in love!

OoooOOOooooMyGOD

Get on!!!!!

By the way...

...

I'm not lovelorn and lonely any more... He couldn't live without me.

Aaaaaaah, every cloud has a silver lining. How very Mills and Boon

Sickening you mean.