h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As seen on the blaming 2legs thread, I have to find a fancy dress outfit. The theme is 'anything beginning with P'

so...
Prostitute?
Pea?
Pedant?
Philosopher?
Parasite (I figure I could just blag drinks and fags off people all night, perfect excuse but not really making an effort...)
Prophet?
Pancreas?
Psychopath?
Pony?


If you have any inpiration, please, help!!! The party's on the 17th...

Pretty polly, squawk, Pretty Polly, Pretty Polly.

Saves a lot of wasted effort on conversation but unfortunately you'll have to crack nuts

Well, if it was me, I'd go with 'prostitute.... obviously...
But... other ideas...
P....
paddington? (bear or the rail station?)
Panda
pilot? (biggles? ponchios pilot?)

Prada? (pressumign you can blag a bunch of prada clothes to wear... actually thats a crap one )

Plato?
Princess ..... and the pea
Paracetamol scientist>
Proxy... server...
Power-Point (no idea how you could do this one, but coudl be kinda weird )
Parrot... poly parrot
Priest?
Paramedic?
Point-to-point... as a pony..

Pantha...
Paralised?
Police... the band... or the profesion
pilo rice
pishwari naam and pilo rice damn I'm feeling hungry now
Paper clip? (the microsoft paper clip? )

I did consider going as a paraplegic, but it seemed a little extreme and pricey for a fancy dress party...

I like the paralysis one. I could go paraletic...

Gawd, it's so... well.. I can be faily sure that whtever I chose I'll have chosen the same as someone else!

Well, if not Prostitute... how about 'pimp' paraletic sounds good though

I think that Pimp will be done. If I had a dead smart tailored suit and a good corset, I'd go as a pimp anyway...

Punk is another option.

Parcel, Phone, Pocket, Point, Plebiscite, Passion (ooh! I could go as 'Passion' lots of reds! Big fluttery red glittery lashes! I like that...), Podiatrist?

Palindrome. Do everything symmetrically.

Dress up as Gary Glitter Please don't ask me to spell out what 'P' that is

I always said you needed to seek help, Robyn

Oo yesh... GAry glitter.... I almost* put that 'p' into my post... but for once decided to 'hold back'... I bet no one else will go as a p*d*p*i damn I cna't spel well enough

Painter?
Paramedic?
Paratrooper?
Publican?
Phrenologist?
Photographer? (at least that ones easy!)
Prog-rock Diva?
Phantom?
Pregnant?
Procreationist? (that has a fair amount of scope! )
Pediatrician?
Pedicurist?
Philanderer?
Philatelist?
Philosopher?



How many things beginning with P do you want to choose from?

I've not even started on the Pi's, Po's and just one Pu...



MMF

Philanderer and proctreationalist are good. But I think that's more career choices than fancy dress...

Maybe I'll go as a Perk.

or a percolator?

A Pugilist has been suggested... I liked that.

Still up for suggestions (or votes!)

Pingu? You only have to wear black and white then and speak nonsense, the latter should come quite easy to you

Pinky and/or perky!

I've got both of those covered, 2legs (literally!)

?

NO!

Packrat. Grey jumpsuit, pink tail, little nose made from an egg carton, big ears on a headband. Then tape all the random things from the "stuff that has no other home" drawer in the kitchen all over it. Ta-da!

Ooh! If only I had one of those drawers! (well, I do, but there's very little in there. some sandwich abags, a couple of trays of paracetamol and a knife sharpener... That is literally IT.)

I like the idea though

I'm sure you can find random objects somewhere