h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

June 18, 2004

Lord Valkyrie. Presently Miffed.

If You Don't Like Links To Things Relevent To The Very Legitimate And Important Work That Men Not Gods Does Online Fine. I Can Simply It All Walk Into The Offices Of The BBC As I Have Done Multiple Times Before 2004.

Mortals All The Blinking Time You Do This To Yourselves Like A Clockwork Orange Setting Up Farenheits To Suffer.

Suffer The Power Of The Entire Truth Before My Words.

Obviously I Am Refering To My Posts About Which I Have Taken Many Many Many Wasteful Keystrokes To Rewrite And To Re-Edit Bi Email And On This Over Blown H2G2 Which Is Still Not As Cool Hip Hop Rock And Roll Accurrate As A Science As Star Trek Star Wars And Doctor Who!!!

Roger That And You Had Better Copy The What Follows Next.

If You Are Demon Drawer Then You Better Know That Behelzebub Is The King Of The Demons And That Can Be Found In The Same Holy Bible Known Even To You Lot As The King James Version. Whew...Leave Me To My Work. My Command Of The English Language Is My Command Of The Electronic English That I Use At My Own Command!!!

Control Yourselves Immediately Please I Ask You Nicely.

That Is All Regarding 101:September 11th Commission Hearings Take one two three four and five:101 Because My Very Own Governor James R. Thompson Sits On The Bloody Commission Which Is Active Even At This Bloody Hour Mate.

I Am In Chicago Illinois And Not Pleased With This Shite.

Must I Make A Phone Call To Springfield. Must I Because Hey Man I Am Really Lord Valkyrie Ok. So Edit That & Die.

President Ronald "Dutch" Reagan The Great Communicator Just Died You Fool And He Is A Native Son Of Dixon, IL!!!

Task Yourselves But Do Not Task A Real Navy Man Ever Again Over Something As Stupid As Whatever Tea You Sip.

Truly,

Lord Valkyrie

www.gov.com.co.uk.net.burn.baby.burn.disco.inferno.jp

Ooh look, it's written in green ink

Hi Lord Valkyrie,

Editorial feedback is actually for Edited Guide grammer and punctuation error reports etc, but not to worry!

Moderation issues are never discussed onsite. You will have received emails about the posts that you had moderated. Reply to that with your reasons for feeling that you were unfairly moderated and the internal h2g2 staff will review them when the office is open on Monday.

Although the moderation team are available to remove or suspend posts over a weekend, an appeal can only be looked at during office hours.

So long as your posts remain within the <./>houserules</.> then they won't be removed.



Mort

June 18, 2004

Lord Valkyrie. Still Online.

First Let Me Just Thank You For Not Much More Than A Swift Community Response. As I Leave You To Your Daily Lives And Depart For My Dinner Hour Let Me Remind You Kids That We Over Here Much Like Your Parliment Are A Very Serious Bunch Who Do Take Matters Of Warfare A Tad Bit More Worthy Of Our Time On H2G2 Even On The Weekend.

If You Think This Matter Is Closed After The Numerous Emails I Just Spent Many A Mortal Minute Composing To Who Are Obviously Simple Minded Techno Brats Not Worthy Of The Ivory League And Not At All In Invested Authority.

I Swear To You That This Is Just The Tip Of The The Same Ice Berg That Sank The Damn Titanic Mate And It Is Us On This Side Of The Blinking Internet That Have Not Only Raised The Titanic But Then Gave A Canadian The Eleven Blooming Gold Oscars Which Are Indeed Made In Chicago.

In Fact We Chicago Illini American Types Are So Powerful That We Then Gave Eleven More Blooming Gold Oscars Which Are Indeed Fashioned With Love And Care To New Zealand For The Ramarkable Artistry Of The Entire Lord Of The Rings Trilogy Culminating With The Return Of The King.

Do Not Smiley Face Me You Ever Again Nor Do I Wish That You Had Replied With Such Useless Talk Of House Rules. The BBC Is The Bloody BBC And The Moderators Themselves Must Also Honour The House Rules Must Then Not Huh Lads.

Lord "Valkyrie" The 1st

I Am So Not At Your Service At All. As If I Could Be!!!

The Nerve Of The Common Man On The Internet Knowing That Japan Makes The Vast Majority Of The Components. F You.

Yep, still in green

This post has been removed.

Kid? Me? Not if my ageing bones and grey hairs are anything to go by.

Oh, I Do Hope Someone Has Told Felonious About This Fine Example Of Bud Shelter Material

Sorry LordValkyrie (or a scantily clad Viking warrior maiden for those who don't know what or who a Valkyrie actually is), but Britain is closed for the weekend. Someone who may like to talk to you probably can't/won't unitl they are back in on Monday morning local time.


For the timebeing, please Share and Enjoy.

Editorial Note: This conversation has been moved from 'h2g2 Feedback - Editorial Feedback' to '101:LordValkyrie:101'.

>Britain is closed for the weekend.<

Monday already?!...

And that's a pretty radical change of location. The Towers are definitely sending out a message about this thread

Room 101?!...

Would the aforesaid message contain any rude words?

B

Interestingly, my post (#6) to this thread has been hidden. But then, I know exactly why (as I've read the house rules). Sadly, I felt compelled to put four words of German (from Wagner's Die Walkure) into the last bit of my post.

Ahh! I did wonder why it had gone, as i remembered reading it and didn't remember anything wrong with it.

Lord V is going to be very upset when they come back - what with the community response and all that they don't seem to like

I've now and then run afoul of the foreign language rule. My personal space was hidden once due to the long Icelandic passage (and probably the Old English bits, as well). I also had my name hidden once because of an Old English tag. The Old English of the name didn't seem to be a problem.

for what it's worth, the Wagnerian bit was "Sad Brunnhilde: vengeance is ablaze!" It just seemed appropriate, somehow.

June 19, 2004

Lord Valkyrie.Presently Well Rested.

I Arrived Here At The Harold Washington Library In Grimy Dirty Downtown Chicago Sat At This Cheap Subpar Public P.C. Logged On The Me Yahoo! To Find Still Multiple Removals Only This Time To My Guide Entries.

Happily This Most Recent Fau Pau On The Part Of Ye Nebie Moderators Did Happen On A Saturday Morning Where We Are Indeed Thrilled To Ballyhoo With Witless Worthyless Wild Weirdos Across The Atlantic But We Here At MEN NOT GODS Music Group, USA - UK Work On Military Time And The Events Of Friday That Have Indeed Lead You All To My Message Center Proves One Or Two Things That I Thought It Would Prove. Men Not Gods Rules Eternal.

Let Me Extend The Hand Of Friendship If I May To Those Of You With Have Invested Far More Keystokes On H2G2 Over The Years And Yes In The Months To Come Because It Is You Within The Community That I Seek As Allies In My Efforts To Bring These...Moderators Around To Far More Mature & Grace Filled Method Of Denying The Globe's One Lord Valkyrie.

"Mists Ond Shawdows..."

1. The House Rules Are So Simple To Comply With That I'm Still Valkyrie.

2. Question: Where In What Way This Very Day Can I Link To Men Not Gods.

3. Request: Swift Community Response Coupled With Swifter Editorial.

"Mists Ond Shawdows...On The Edge Of Night..."

4. MEN NOT GODS Music Group, USA - UK Is A Legitimate Worthy Entity.

5. Men Not Gods - The Illinois Rock Opera Band Is Based Stateside.

6. Men Not Gods Illinois Is Indeed Truly A Faith Based Community Initiave Which Is In Full Compliance With The White House If Not H2G2.



7. My Full Name & Title Takes Many Words But I Will Type It For You.

8. Lord "Valkyrie" The 1st Anthony Lawrence Bell Of The 21st Century.

9. The Return Of The King Approaches And His Name Is Charles Not Phllip.

"Mists Ond Shawdows Forever My Fight."

10. Valkyrie Is My Birthright. I Am An Immortal & I Am Not Alone. Worms.

If You Childlike Beings Believe That You Have Charmed Us Here With Men Not Gods In Chicago This Morning Bi Moving This Thread Then I Suggest You Review Everything And We Mean Every Blooming Pixel That Made Up The Entire Programme: "The Hitch Hickers Guide To The Galaxy" On P.B.S. Eh?

This Insult Has Cut Me So Deeply That I Can Not Muster A Single Breath.

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"On His Majesties Secret Service: The Logic Of 006" By Lord Valkyrie
2004:All Rights Reserved:Copyrights Pending:
MEN NOT GODS Music Group Books, USA - UK
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Truly,

Lord Valkyrie

"2. Question: Where In What Way This Very Day Can I Link To Men Not Gods."

Getting out a bit and having a life would be my nomination.

B

Ding ding! All aboard the Transatlantic Looney Bus!