h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...but I'm not telling because of a non-disclosure agreement.

Bloody secrets.............

Are you working for Setec Astronomy?

Nope... you'll never guess what it is.

Next England manager?

Nope, although that would be cool... I could destroy football from within! Bwahahahahahahaha!

Is it a hootoo related secret? Will you be free to divulge it a some point in the future?


Ooh, this is fun! Like 20 questions.

Bought a house?

No, it's not Hootoo related. Yes, I will be able to divulge it in the future.

Nope! If I'd bought a house I'd be crowing from the rooftops about it!

Could be a contract with a film company to film the manky pirate! Or you made a deal with NASA to be the first pirate in space.

If you leave it until later to divulge then we'll all know about it and it will be old news. Now, you don't want to lose the 'scoop' value do you?

No, I think Johnny Depp's got that one covered.

No, but I'll speak to NASA tonight because there's going to be space pirates sooner or later and I might as well be the first.

That's a good point Kelli... I'll give the non-disclosure thing another look tonight to see if I *can* say anything.

Sounds like Setec Astronomy to me.

*taps foot impatiently*

Now, now... all *will* be revealed sooner or later. It depends on exactly how much I can and can't disclose... so I may be able to reveal my secret tonight (it's not actually a very interesting secret, but I felt like being evil) or it'll have to wait until the 3rd of March.

What's Setec Astronomy?

An anagram featured in the Robert Redford film Sneakers. Very good film by the same folks that made War Games with Matthew Broderick.

Robert Redford and his 'security' company (Sydney Poitier, River Phoenix, Dan Ackroyd et al.) break into banks and other businesses to make sure no one can break into those businesses.

A child? A dog? A goldfish? A new job?

Just tell us: Is it mineral, animal or vegetable? (sorry I don't know the exact descriptions).