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elwood Posted Oct 2, 2001
That'll be $100.
(hey this crystal ball, deck of Tarot card and incense ain't cheap sister)
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T J: Mr. Shea Posted Oct 2, 2001
You were right on the mark again Elwood! 
Do you take plastic? 
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elwood Posted Oct 2, 2001
Actually it's all done with a dartboard that I got at a garage sale for $1.59.
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elwood Posted Oct 3, 2001
Whoo Hoo my first profit!!!
Where will I spend it all? Lets ask the mystical dartboard!
:::lets the all-seeing projectile fly:::
Taco Bell!!!??!
I see a gut ache and much time spent sitting in a small room in my future!
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elwood Posted Oct 9, 2001
What??!!!
The small room is my office at work.
(I see Shea not buying this at all)
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elwood Posted Oct 12, 2001
I see you having a lovely weekend. (I just love this soothsaying dartboard!)
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Oct 12, 2001
I rather doubt that, seeing as how I'm still recovering 
... I'd get my $1 back if I was you ...
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T J: Mr. Shea Posted Oct 13, 2001
He didn't say *which* weekend Shea. Maybe he's talking about some other weekend in the near future . Right Elwood?
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elwood Posted Oct 16, 2001
Tosses a couple darts to Shea and TJ.
Here if you think this is so easy, you try it.
Ooops, sorry about that.
to get band aids.
I see a tetanis shot in your future!
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T J: Mr. Shea Posted Oct 17, 2001
::blood gushes from the gaping wound in the side of TJ's head::
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elwood Posted Oct 17, 2001
Uh...
I see a lawsuit in my future!
(Maybe the "Dartboard of Destiny" should be retired?)
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T J: Mr. Shea Posted Oct 17, 2001
Before you retire it Elwood at least ask it if I will recover first.
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